/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21626216
>Winning a nobel prize for a json parser
kek

>>21574830
I just performed some triple integral deepchain analysis and calculated with 100% certainty that Chainlink is a scam so i made this original poster to warn fellow anons. Please get out while you can frens

>>21466308
>>21466779
BATs problem is similar to Chainlink in the fact that it is actually legit and solves a real problem, you can't just hype it up like any other vaporware shitcoin that's "going to be the next bitcoin bro". You actually have to have some domain knowledge of the ad industry and tech in general to get it, just like Chainlink

I bought my stinkies at around 25 cents and BAT is the only other coin I'm as confident in. My only concern is related to the token velocity shit that people say will suppress price

Will 10k stinkies net me juan (1) million by summer 202juan(1)? It's been 3 years now and I want to go outside

>>20564499
better realize some of the gains
>>20565776
youll make it anon
>>20566082
yes you will make it too

t. ico buyer (never posting my stack tho)

>>20558385
yes yes for sure it is :)

>>20558574
We just need to wait for the mainnet and the ecosystem to grow. This project will either be a total game changer or a obvious flop like most other failed L1 coins e.g. EOS,

Can you explain to me what a Jason Parser is?

I own 17k link just for the memes, but have no clue what it does.

also OP is in top 1k wallets kek this meme is great

>>20164033
This one?
Are you interested in a super big size poster of it?

Jason Parser? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parser a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parser has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

>>19894360
yikes imagine not swinging right now

>>19670135
premined token
json parser
pump and dump (verified by journalists)

Am I late for the party?
Has Sergey spoken yet?

>>17928047
>Btw the top wallets accumulated millions of LINK the past week or so.
mfw this week I've been relocating with my waifu for this virus happening and collecting link for cheap

Posting in a possibly epic bread. Is this confirmation bias or did I really join a cult?

ITS DUE FOR A DUMP DO NOT BUY IN TO THIS ARTIFICIAL PUMP!

AAAAAAH WE'RE FALLING AGAIN, SWINGERS AND NOLINKERS WIN AGANE AND AGANE

>>17199806
Thank you, Jason Parser

>>16773888
Checked !

>>16090712
there's a good Json Parser thread going right now
funny stuff
>>16090355

>>16090631
>I don't send you to kill. I send you to be invisible. I send you because you don't exist.

If quads Sergey is my real father

If quints link $5 eod