/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56778608
>accelerate

>>56757961
>nuclear war.
Just like that samson option thats happening any day now... Nukes are fake and gay, and if they weren't good luck ruling over uninhabitable clay.

>>56489368
So you dismissed and ignored the analogy I'm making because you integrally misunderstood it; then restated your original point with no actual improvement upon your arguments. There's no misunderstanding here, you're genuinely just arguing in bad faith. You've "established" that the rain analogy doesn't work, I provided a direct counter to you of which that proves you wrong, you misdirect and ignore the fact that my point actually does make sense from an angle you hadn't considered it from; and then you attempt to do a paltry copy of my textual smackdowns by misrepresenting my argument and ignoring the core of my point whilst trying in vain to insult me because my "insults" (they're little more than reflections of your behaviour, due to this being an inherently anonymous imageboard) strike true and you cannot cope with this fact.
Your head is buried in the sand because you refuse to pay attention to the extreme basics like long term indicators. And I? I am nothing more than a funhouse mirror's reflection of society; the acknowledgement of this statement doesn't hurt me, as I revel in being a clown; precisely because it allows me to say the absolute truth in a way that will still make people laugh. So what?

I'm sure the 3 second pump prior has nothing to do with that

>>56219689
>shut down all your coal plants
>wow other thing is producing more!

>>56209043
Time to put on your tiny had and become the middleman and reap the rewards by selling stuff you have no intention of delivering.

>>56045546
Seething hedgies and friends confirmed. You'd figure people with money have more important stuff to do than post on 4chan.

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>>56018655
>uguu I want society to collapse!! I want it all to burn!! I rage and rage against the machine, chomping against the bit!!!
>actually does nothing like a boss
>hope society collapses
>based elites actively make your life worse
>hope society collapses
>society actually gets worse like a boss
>hope society collapses
>society actually gets worse like a boss
>die of old age working at best buy, circa 77 yrs old.
Thanks for playing!

>>55895722 Checked
Almond Status = ACTIVATED

>>55790058
>I could not think of a less relevant reason for the US stock market to move, one direction or the other
You know, a few years ago I would agree with you but this is Clown World.

>>55452631
>>55452659
>>55452765
It's amazing, it's like NJ puts everyone in a constant state of financial anxiety that either turns you into a psychopathic social ladder climber, a raging alcoholic party animal, or an introverted NEET tending to his preferred choice of autism. Everyone bitches about the ABSOLUTE STATE, but everyone is too exhausted to leave. It's like the state does its best to instill an insanely clever form of Stockholm Syndrome on the populace. It's the family and friends that keep you here. My goal will be to finally leave this state behind, I can always stay in touch with the folks and the senpai with a phone call or the internet, and visit when I can.
>>55452859
>>55452888
>East Coast Beast Coast
>Northeast master race
We're a scrappy bunch ain't we?

every
single
time

>>55158455
Sure is!

>>55056311
>The stock is green and they're hyped we have to release it now!!!
>They're pirating it instead of giving us views on Amazon
>I ate crayons for this!
>bawwwwwwwww

>>54820057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvJeinoX3s
It's gone on so long with no real change in 90% of threads that I can't tell who is more obsessed anymore us or the shills/hedgies.

>>54806804
Ready to have your mind blown? Some of them ARE the shills here.

>>54765671
Yea bro that's totally why you all were going to vote for a reverse split under threat of bankruptcy. You were trying to avoid all those extra possibilities from happening.
>I'm getting fucked in the ass by hedgies but here's why I'm not gay!

>>54658199
I boughted

>>54646964
Man thinking about all this fractionals are great for MMs/brokers.
>I only have 1 share
>Sell a million retards a bunch of fractional shares
>Each one of those fractionals exists off the back of that 1 share
>1 share now looks like a million shares to locate
Thanks retail!

>>54369211
It's pretty hard to cope with success. You wouldn't know though, since you are always coping from a place of failure.

>>54340627
That's the boat repoman's problem. Repo guys are basically corporate bounty hunters. They only care about whatever it is they're supposed to get. Don't really have respect for them, since they're essentially corporate bootlickers. The lenders should be the ones risking their necks to get their own property back.

>>54285894
>When we go $1 we go all
Criminally underrated

>>54254652
UBS has now assigned a legal team to examine how to void the contract Credit Suisse signed with Klein in the cheapest way possible, according to the FT report, which cited people with direct knowledge of the matter.

"We assume he (Klein) is cherry picking. The deal was done when the selling bank had a gun held to its head and we are no longer in that position," a person close to UBS said, according to the report.

UH OH SUSSIES!!!