/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54193020
>19
>looks like she's already in her late 30s due to her weight
This is what happens when America subsidizes HFCS and opens fast food joints in low income areas.

>>17816899
>Greedy rich Jews when they realize "doing something about it", means caving their skills in with rocks and stealing their Audi's while they unload their whole foods carts

>almost 19
>want to into investing
>getting $1,500 next week from gubment
>how do
I'm newer than shit at this and don't even know where to start when it comes to this
I know I would like to buy stocks in 3D printer companies, gun companies, and Albertson's
I want to start saving for retirement, is an IRA part of a brokerage account? Do I open a brokerage account some place with low fees and commissions?
Do I blow my load and hope to win big or do I spend my money testing the waters and building a foundation for my portfolio?
What the fuck is a portfolio?
If I am both employed at a company which I also purchase/own stocks in without doing it through the company, is that a conflict of interest?
Do conflicts of interest even exist in the stock market?