/biz/ - Business & Finance

Teach me how to please. Recommend youtube series, udemy course, books etc. etc.

How did you learn, anon?

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>Kam replies "i mean shes already gorgeous but can you believe the bitch is only 18!!! imagine what she'll look like in 3 years after ive been pumping hormones into her!"
>me and crypto chads are bursting out laughing this entire time
>many keks are had (because texas trap is true not lols)
>probably funnier than when thinking about all you DGB bag holders here

>bobby gets uncomfortable and changes subject
>"oi im a hedgefund manager"
>bobby raises eyebrows
>"i mean i figured i could make money if i dropped out of school like a mad cunt and started investing. ive been doing this for quite a while now.
>bobby looks unsure if being trolled
>Crypto Chad number 2, Biz, interjects
>Biz: "yea im a developer and im bringing on cam for my first round of financing"
> "and this here is W (me), W is a another private investor and proffesional trader."

> suddenly they start kissing our asses
>asking all about our future plans
>we tell them we will throw a private party with deadmaus, DVBBS, Calvin Harris and other comfy tune artists
>bobby is impressed
>bobby redpills us on Hardwell
>we now decide to invite hardwell

>time for kam to pay
>Bobby says $50
>Kam says to stop being a gay cunt cuz $50 is ridiculous
>kam wants $20
>Bobbie says no 45 is cheapest plan with lotsa data
>"well fuck it mate ill just take the 50
>Kam looks at Biz
>"you can never trust these asians cuz these cunts can neva' look you in the eye"
>many keks and bursting laughter

>we walkling away leaving
>"h-hey... w-what is a g-g-good investment right now?"
>"ICO cunt... google ICO

The end

We went out and did fun chad shit and made fun of jews then went to local seattle chad's private studio he lives in to continue partying

shout out to all my biz bros whove done very well for themselves in crypto
most wont believe this story but im very happy to have found out about cryptos and that we've all made gains.

we're all gonna make it
2/3 there is no 3/3

>>2834868

Picking out lambo colors at the moment.

SELL SELL SELL, GET YOUR FUN COUPONS FAGGOTS IT'S ALL OVER

>selling at this point

Thanks for the bags, enjoy your fun coupons