/biz/ - Business & Finance

I got bogged hard bois... Bought LTC @$238. The next day I wake up and look at my phone it's plummeting down to $169. What do I do?

You are BAOman’s bank account.

BAOMAN himself approaches you...
>HEY STOP FUDDING UP MY SCAM I WORKED HARD TO TAKE THESE IDIOTS’ MONEY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SLEEP I GET BETWEEN DOING EVERYTHING AS ONE MAN WHILE LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE MANAGING THIS WHOLE THING BY MYSELF TO MINIMIZE THE ATTACK VECTORS THAT WILL COME UPON ME ONCE I PULL THE RUG AND POWERFUL PEOPLE FIND OUT I PLAYED WITH THEIR MONEY I HAVE A SEVEN FIGURE NET WORTH IN MY 20S DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE AN ERC20 TOKEN I WAS BORN IN THE 90S TAKING MONEY FROM BOOMERS AND ZOOMERS ALIKE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD I AM INTELLIGENT I AM GOD I WORK HARD HOW DARE YOU FUD MY LAZY SCAM I AM NOT LAZY I MANAGE TEAMS OF SHILLS WHILE ALSO KEEPING UP RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET IN ON MY SCAM LIKE SUSHISWAP WHILE ALSO BUYING THOUSANDS OF FAKE ACCOUNTS ON MEDIUM TWITTER AND DISCORD THIS WASN’T EASY THIS ISN’T EASY BUT THIS IS A DOG EATS DOG WORLD AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FUDDDINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you respond?

>>29944902
>xDai migration

>>29928389
>BAO=BTC
The absolute state of deluded Bao Bagholders, ladies and gentlemen!

RUGPULL MARCH 1ST

Last chance to pull out before the March 1st rugpull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
AYO
GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$500 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
AYO
GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$500 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
AYO
GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$500 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

>>29570543
Bao pulls the rug March 1st

hi guys how’s it goin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$500 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

>Umpteen o’clock
>No laugh at BAOMan and BAO Bagholding Shill thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$500 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

>umpteen o’clock
>no laugh at BAO thread
it’s time to laugh at Bao Finance

>>29432073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$500 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

>>29427763
>>29427810
>t. Coping bagholders
Any day now itll go up for the first time in a week! Kek. Why dont you all admit you just bought in the first place because the APY was high and that's the summary of the entire project, while its APYs are shrinking. Yes, they're still relatively high but its just a farming token like PIZZA. It has 0 function, 0 roadmap, 0 future plans, and its literally a food item token you get more of for locking them up. When did biz become retarded?

RUGPULL MARCH 1ST

>>29392135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$500 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

Still better than BAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE BUT CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE *pop*
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON MY DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(The absolute and unironic state of this scam.)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, I SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL GET SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (95% locked liquidity nigga!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$250 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

>Don’t buy my product. I’m gonna take your money.
>Do your own research. Projects like these inevitably result in rugpulls.
>If you can’t tell I’m about to rugpull you then you’re too unintelligent to invest in this project.
>I don’t need to publish the source code because you should be smart enough to infer that it’s because I’m about to rugpull you.
>If you think I’m going to put this on Binance and not rugpull you, you’re stupid because I’m going to rugpull you.
>I did it with http://kimchi.finance and I’m doing it with http://bao.finance and I don’t bother to change the two sites because I literally don’t give a fuck and I’m already making it as clear as possible that I’m going to rugpull you.
>Read the whitepaper. It says it right there. I am going to rugpull you.
>Stop reading 4chan. It will make your emotional state less docile. I need you to remain okay with the fact that I am going to rugpull you.
>I’m going to rugpull you before March 1st. Stop asking questions.
>I literally cannot fathom how fucking stupid you are to buy this. I have literally told you how many fucking times that I am going to take your money, and you do it anyway. How fucking stupid can one person be? I outright told you eleventeen thousand eighty-hundred bajillion ninety-nonillion BAOzillion times that this is a scam. And you have the audacity to ask a question _after_ giving me your money? Do your own research next time, I beg of you. I speak for your wallet and your “crypto” career. Get out for good. Crypto is not meant for you.
>Pulling rug in 5... 4...... 3......... 2.............
The biggest laughingstock of /biz/: Bao Finance everyone!

>HEY STOP FUDDING UP MY SCAM I WORKED HARD TO TAKE THESE IDIOTS’ MONEY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SLEEP I GET BETWEEN DOING EVERYTHING AS ONE MAN WHILE LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE MANAGING THIS WHOLE THING BY MYSELF TO MINIMIZE THE ATTACK VECTORS THAT WILL COME UPON ME ONCE I PULL THE RUG AND POWERFUL PEOPLE FIND OUT I PLAYED WITH THEIR MONEY I HAVE A SEVEN FIGURE NET WORTH IN MY 20S DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE AN ERC20 TOKEN I WAS BORN IN THE 90S TAKING MONEY FROM BOOMERS AND ZOOMERS ALIKE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD I AM INTELLIGENT I AM GOD I WORK HARD HOW DARE YOU FUD MY LAZY SCAM I AM NOT LAZY I MANAGE TEAMS OF SHILLS WHILE ALSO KEEPING UP RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET IN ON MY SCAM LIKE SUSHISWAP WHILE ALSO BUYING THOUSANDS OF FAKE ACCOUNTS ON MEDIUM TWITTER AND DISCORD THIS WASN’T EASY THIS ISN’T EASY BUT THIS IS A DOG EATS DOG WORLD AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FUDDDINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The absolute state of Bao Finance.