/biz/ - Business & Finance

We are days away from moass, I dont think anyone has really understood this. They weren't going to do this months ago because that would've gave us plenty of time to get loud and throw a wrench in it. They have undoubtedly been planning this for well over a year. They did this last minute knowing they were going under in the very near future.

RC tweeted a 20/40 week old baby exactly 20 weeks ago, tomorrow is labor day...

In the Gmerica NFTs there are subtle hints at moass like a countdown timer showing T-00, rockets launching, and 3rd quarter moon phases

News about Arnal the Bobby CFO

Chinese economy is collapsing in literally days

Fed just started dumping MBSs Friday

10Y broke out of its 40 year down trend

Fed is telling people to buckle up, and there will be casulties

Bond market is collapsing

50% of GME is DRSed and growing rapidly

Sept 1st the ISDA Phase 6 went into affect

Shitadel has been borrowing money left and right, and their lifelines are running out

Kenny moved to Florida, then leveled 3 of his homes to build 1 mansion for his mother. He did this to protect his wealth. So he knows somethings coming for him

Shitadel's bonds were just downgraded to 1 category above junk bonds

Gamestop is doing something with Gmerica

Ryan Cohen is doing something with bobby stock, and/or buy buy baby

Gamestop has yet to officially release the marketplace

IMX has yet to bring their games to the marketplace

Plus many other things, somethings brewing and we're teetering on moass any day

>you just need to keep moving and live your life. get a second job on the weekends, hit the gym ect

>just be patient goy
>just be comfy goy
>stop being mad that you haven't gotten the money you were promised after 2 years of patiently waiting
>just keep being poor and destitute while inflation is at an all time high, employment is rising, wages are not increasing, skimping and scrounging just to make ends meet while a good chunk of your money is sitting red in some stock portfolio that you can never touch on the promise of "making it"
>just be happy that you have been extremely frugal for 2 years while the kikes that caused all of this are living their lavish luxurious lives and getting new office buildings and moving to miami florida to do coke off latina strippers
No, fuck you. I am not comfy and I will not be patient any longer. Give me my money kikes. Gamestop is fucking nothing, this is not a "long term play" so stop saying it is. Gamestop is still a dying brick and mortar store that every normie despises and has absolutely no relevant marketshare. The best thing you can say about gamestop is that they are debt free, which is amazing, but it's only debt free because the CEO dumped his bags on us. Speaking of bag dumping CEOs, are we even sure Ryan isn't a hedgie plant himself?
>comes in after the hype and the hedgies start changing the rules
>ignores all of his fiduciary duties to the shareholders
>launches a complete failure of a ScamFT marketplace
>dumps his bags
>dumps his bags on another company that was looking to be ripe for a squeeze
>posts shit memes on twitter all day (real "hey there fellow kids" energy that a plant would do)
>jewish
I mean come the fuck on. Am I the only person who isn't fucking blind? WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY?

>>57696951
>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'
Total hedgies death

>Current Basic Data
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>Watch Along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc [Open]
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E [Open]
>Failure to Deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE [Open]

>Theoretical DDs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
>DD Compilation
https://reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65
>Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj
>Cellar Boxing
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>GME short
>Percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o7klxj/looks_like_the_recent_robinhood_class_action_si
>SEC GME stocks report
https://www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf

>Unfuddable
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
'MOASS' is a matter of time

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Further information can be found by DYOR
Please don't feed spammers and sliders

Last time on /GME/: >>57688079

As always:
>sneed Hedgies

I can’t wait to thrust myself into the daughter of hedgies specifically between 18 and 29 years old.

I can’t wait to raid the villages of India and Pakistan with Taliban fighters to exterminate every curry slurping 4chan user.

I can’t wait till I submit so much donor money to politicians who are against the interest of Israel so all zionists can get clapped by the Arab nations.

I can’t wait to drive around in my lil go-kart and moan and groan about the hedgie daughters I’m driving to.

I can’t wait to have their pussies grip n hug my ha-boinga until I hear and see it squirt n fart squirt n fart. With their dookie holes Soakin wet, Soakin, wet. They throwing it back with me moaning n groaning n moaning n groaning. Hedgies please understand what I’m saying here. Rakeshes and Dikshitars please understand what I’m saying here.

Fellas, can I get a “hell yeah”?

Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI

can’t wait anymore I have to get a job. I’ve been a neet all year waiting for GME to moon and I can’t wait anymore. I need health insurance. I need my own apartment at least. I’m miserable and lonely. I need money to have a life again and all my money is in GME. How can I find a gf when I’m a neet with all his money into GME? How can I get the respect of others? How can I even respect myself?

Fuck GameStop seriously I am mad I have to hold another day just fucking moon or crash I want my life back. YOU HERE ME HEDGIES AND GLOWIES AND RC AND ANY ORHER FUCKING INSTITUTION LURKING HERE?? IM FUCKING OVER GAMESTOP
I hate RC fucking faggot. Just squeeze already I want my life back. And now I have to get a fucking wagie job for benefits. Fuck everything JUST FUCKING MOON ALREADY

I have tried online dating for almost a year now and today I finally cancelled all memberships. In that time, I shit you not, I have only ever gotten a single match from one woman. I talked with her one night, even got her to video call with me for a bit, then after that she has just ghosted me. For my own conscience, I reached out recently to let her know I still want to get to know her but I expect her to get back to me or I’m just going to walk. I expect I’ll get no reply.

It makes me laugh to think of all these women who blew it. They didnt even need to go through buying GME against all odds and holding through the MOASS. All they would’ve had to do was marry me and they would’ve been set for life. Lol roasties. Lmao whores. Their chance is gone, and now I refuse to settle for any less than a young virgin without debt or tattoos who wants nothing more than to be a loving mother to my kids and take care of my home. My GameStop shares are held for me and my future kids and their future kids. I cannot be FUDded because no FUD is strong enough to make me want to abandon my future family. I am bullish on GME and bearish on the wombs of women over the age of 21. Today’s earnings call was the end of all FUD. GameStop is a thriving company and GME is going to short squeeze; the only question is if it will squeeze before the move to a blockchain stock market, or during. After that? I’ve got the rest of my life to enjoy being a trillionaire, so no need to have it all figured out now I guess.

Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI

I’m in my freshman year in college for mechanical engineering and I deliver pizza at night for Pizza Hut

I’m so tired of this job I just want MOASS now so I can quit this job

The only good thing about this job is when someone calls to place an order and I pick up the phone, if the person on the other end of the line even remotely sounds black I just hang up the phone. Black people are the worst patrons at any store. They never tip
And when I deliver to a black person’s house, their house is ALWAYS dirty and ALWAYS smells like shit.

Guys I'm seriously in the shit. The love of my life is literally so pissed off with me right now. Throughout all of 21-22 I was reading out all of the DD to her, I sounded like a cringe Redditor but she went along with it because she (like I) was so convinced by it all.
Long story short we put our savings in, went without vacations, cut back on xmas and birthdays. We went in really hard at 180, we tried lowering her average, and we've still only got 2000 or so shares. We've probs got about 70k in this thing at this point. All week she's been super pissed at me, crying, swearing, I've never seen her so incensed. She's gone to stay at her sisters who fucking hates me, and the sister is now convincing her to sell her half of the shares as she thinks it's going to continue tanking. I'm fairly certain my gf is going to leave me. WTF should I do?