/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56406333
Checked, based and mysterypilled

I love going out, enjoying a nice meal with my family and then writing a big fat 0 on the tip line. It’s funny because I treat the server incredibly kindly all night so they (foolishly) assume that I’m going to tip them well. Watching their face twist from genuine happiness to confusion to masked rage back into a fake smile all over the course of a couple of seconds when I hand them the bill back is always the highlight of my night. Fuck poor people, fuck niggers, but most of all fuck faggot redditors that feel entitled to my money for doing their job

>>28700555
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP. 90k LTC checking in.

28.30

*ding* *ding*
My fellow here wants to announce something.

*ting ting ting*
Good evening! Good evening to all! What a wonderful day of trading, wouldn’t you all agree?
I am pleased to announce that in five minutes I will be releasing a statement that all of our friends in the news media will be more than elated to include on their next report on GameStop. So please, make yourself and get comfortable and I will return shortly.

It’s hilarious to me.
These fucking boomer hedgefund kikes coming in here spreading FUD thinking it will work.
>OY VEY! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE TOP!!! SELL NOW BEFORE IT EXPLODES AND YOU LOSE YOUR MONEY!
Listen here you stupid kike. I’ve been holding crypto for years and watching my portfolio swing 5 digits is a near daily occurrence to me.
The age old pattern of waiting for boomer stocks to pump 5% and panic selling when they dump 10% does not apply here.
If my GME stock dumps to 0 dollars, so what? Watching you kikes scream and stamp your feet on national television as your hedge funds lose billions has been more than worth the price of admission. I do not see the money I put into GME as an investment, rather I see it as a donation to the American people in their never ending fight against escaping jew control.

>11 shares
I will name my yacht “The Jew Steamer”

Digits and it reaches 0.1 in 1 hour

>>26927659
We understand the logic. You're not telling us why they're knowingly manipulating that outcome despite regulations in place specifically banning that behavior?

*ting ting ting*
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

I know that there are people from both the media and wall street browsing here and wsb to gauge how we’re handling your psyops, waiting to see if we take the bait as you will.
I would just like to let you know that I bought GME at $88 dollars and will not sell it for any less than 1 million dollars a share and your grandmother turned into a lampshade.

Finally, I believe I speak for ALL of the users on both wall street bets and 4chan with my closing message;
FUCK WALLSTREET KIKES
FUCK HEDGEFUND KIKES
FUCK CNBC KIKES
FUCK MBA KIKES
FUCK ROBINHOOD KIKES
FUCK CITRON KIKES
FUCK MELVIN FINANCIAL KIKES

that is all.

*ting ting* announcement:

Close your crypto websites, stop looking at the prices, go fap or play games and come back in a couple days.

It'll recover, it always recovers. Don't panic sell. Diamond hands my friends.

>>22663028
Frens, I'm very sorry to interrupt OP's announcement but I have one of my own.

Just a moment. *AHEM*

*ting ting ting*
Achem

>>19082413
If pic unrelated, why sunglasses?

The reasons are many, so we'll go one at a time as anons gather for the chance of a thread without bots. Have you noticed the quantity of bots shilling BTC recently? That's not a reason, only a sign.

The first and foremost reason that BTC will crash is that it is Blockstream's mission to make it crash. We've heard countless anons with theories regarding what's happening behind the curtains, but what's been directly admitted is that segwit was known to be flawed and financially lobbied into the exchanges under the BTC label. Many anons here might share some screenshots of the discovery phase on that one - it was pretty big here.

Here's the insider scoop. The BTC label is a boomertrap. Governments are about to bail out individuals rather than industrial sectors in a faux bailout "for the people." This will be focused on student loan and mortgage repayment. The amount of money about to go into BTC is staggering, and anons who fail to read this or our subsequent posts will feel victorious for a time. In fact, you might ride this wave. Just know it's a deliberate bull-trap. The people will receive these bailouts in waves. The second or third waves will realize the opportunity to take out loans and buy into BTC - that one big thing the nerds said is recession-proof, and was the best performing asset in history every single year until Chainlink. Every single institution that has accumulated BTC for the past decade is collectively maintaining the price, and will allow a pump just as bailouts are announced. They will pump a bulltrap, and sell out their entire holdings into the new debt market. Their capital will fly into their chosen Layer 1 options, and the indentured masses will be holding bags with $20 tx fees on a shrinking network that no institution will ever touch again. And, it will never increase it's blocksize.

ahem

Gather round I have an announcement. There are zoomers on this board who have literally never lived through a recession and who unironically think stonks and buttcorn will just go up forever and are free magical goodies creators. Once they lose everything buying the top they will unironically turn to bernie sanders and socialism, blaming capitalism for their own ignorance and stupidity.
That is all.

This is the popping of the everything bubble anon. Interest rates are already 0 or negative there's no fat left to cut. There will be a 50% retracement on every major index and reserve banks cannot stop this. Crypto will not be spared.

You have been warned. Buy food, buy cash. That is all.

STONK MARKET IS POOPIE

CRYPTO IS POOPIE

Buy cash buy food

Anons your attention please. Buy cash.

I'm serious. Sell your stonks sell your cryptos, buy fiat. Hodl fiat.

Chinese economy has ground to a halt, structure of production in every country is about to be absolutely fucked over by corona because supply chains have stopped. People will sell crypto for food do not expect a recovery in crypto.

Gold and cash are the only things that will do well.

You have been warned.

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>>17167425
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>>17153934
>All you are doing is helping biztards who will never do their own research become rich, who matters are the banks and money institutions, not some fat beta on 4chan.

Wrong. We're ensuring all these linktards kill themsleves when they remember participating in this thread

>>17114150
>Meta meta trolls face diminishing roi though so probs.

*tink* *tink* *tink*

Both put X ROI in box

I sell you the box for Y ROI

Both make Y-X ROI profit