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>> No.25665439 [View]
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25665439

Link at $4.50? This is FOMO.

>> No.25023526 [View]
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25023526

Congratulations! You have been visited by the Magic Debt Erasing Wizard! I can erase all of your debts and send you a $2,500 monthly check every month for the rest of your life! Do you accept this incredible one-time offer? (minor stipulations apply)

Stipulations include:
-a shock collar around your neck that you have to wear forever that only I have the key to, and if you try to remove it by cutting it off, it'll electrocute you to death.
-a new and improved diet consisting of only the finest crickets and cockroaches!
-abolishment of your rights and property

>> No.23928191 [View]
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23928191

The double doubles worked!
He is already here, he is possessing... aaargh he is possessing ME!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Did you summon me here, plebs?
It seems Sergey failed to deliver the dump.
But you be aware, I'm going to reset all your gains, or I'm not SCHWABA first of its kind.

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