/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27105677
blessed

HAAARK! Hark, /biz/, hark! Bellow, bid our father Depression rise from the depths, full foul in his fury! Red candles, plummeting wickless, to smother these young speculators with losses, to choke them, suffocating and hemorrhaging their accounts 'til they turn crimson and bloody with steep, sanguinary cliffs, and can lose no more - only when he, lined in limit downs with circuit breakers and falling knives, take up his arm, bull trap soaring skyward, turns and pierces the very depths he met before, bursting ye - an investor no more, but a twisted, terrified trader, and nothing for the algos and agents of arbitrage to take from only to be drained by the infinite losses of the market - forgotten to any share, to any platform, forgotten to any call or put, forgotten even to the exchange, for any stuff part of ye, even any scantling of your soul is ye no more, but is now itself expired!

HAAARK! Hark, /biz/, hark! Bellow, bid our father Depression rise from the depths, full foul in his fury! Red candles, plummeting wickless, to smother these young speculators with losses, to choke them, suffocating and hemorrhaging their accounts 'til they turn crimson and bloody with steep, sanguinary cliffs, and can lose no more - only when he, lined in limit downs with circuit breakers and falling knives, take up his arm, bull trap soaring skyward, turns and pierces the very depths he met before, bursting ye - an investor no more, but a twisted, terrified trader, and nothing for the algos and agents of arbitrage to take from only to be drained by the infinite losses of the market - forgotten to any share, to any platform, forgotten to any call or put, forgotten even to the exchange, for any stuff part of ye, even any scantling of your soul is ye no more, but is now itself expired!

BBBRRRRR HARDER