/biz/ - Business & Finance

OH LINKIES,NO NO NO, IT’S DUMPING TO $50. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now that this piece of shit if dying, can we get all the legit posters who left because of annoying linktards back? this board is so dead now

Honestly, I can't believe you guys are still around. I have to commend you on the long game. For the past two years, Link shills have been coming here to take advantage of vulnerable new members on biz. You know the whole /ourcoin/ thing? It's true. Check the archives, there were plenty of posts trying to force Link as a meme. The project is literally two guys and a whitepaper. Google isn't even using chainlink, they just wanted to shill their own services to the blockchain market. It's amazing that some of you faggots actually fell for this. I do have to admit, the fact that sergey has kept the curtain up this long is surprising. All of the other scam projects died during the bear market. Do you honestly believe a philosphy major with a minor in religious studies could be the one responsible for arguably the largest and most revolutionary technology in blockchain? think again faggot. Steve isn't even a real fucking person. Adelyn still works for her old AI company, and gets thrown just enough LINK to buy her cup of coffee each morning. Maybe she'll get around to writing a blog post on a lazy weekend. Rory got fired for not adhering to the team's strict diversity standards, he kept calling Thomas a bitch-ass faggot. The only person actually working on the project is some autist named Navyadmiral on github. Last I heard, he was picked up through one of those government "hire a retarded kid" programs. He doesn't even get paid by the team, meanwhile Sergey is dumping batches of 700,000 LINK for the Steam summer sale. How can you actually have faith in this? My recommendation, sell while it's still above $0.25.

>>13884426
Chainlink, more like ChainSTINK

https://youtu.be/kTg3OdmtA9s


HAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR BAGS REYANSH

I am financially ruined.

Sergey Nazarov is the master of the ruined orgasm and his work of teasing and stroking, of highs and lows, will end in the most ruined orgasm in thousands of young men. What a legend

>>13080262
NOT AGAIN WHAT IS THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

So what does this shit actually do? Anything? Just assumed it was a scam. Looks like a scam.

Do you feel it my based anons?
Are you ready to laugh at linktards and their dumping shitcoin?
It has reached its top, next couple months will be funny af

>>12275067

bamp

Only the JUICIEST and HILARIOUS memes from the crypto world (especially the bull market of 2017 and bear market of 2018).

I had never heard of Cornell university before coming here, if that Juels guy couldn't get into Yale or Harvard it's proof he wasn't good enough. Evan Cheng left for Facebook, quite obvious he didn't believe in the project or he would have stayed. If smart contracts were so promising then why would whoever previously owned the smartcontract.com domain name, supposedly Nick Szabo whose original project bitgold failed against bitcoin, sell it off so easily? Blythe Masters says smart contracts are the future? She also created the credit default swap and it is literally the main reason for the financial crisis we're in, that's why JP Morgan fired her and she can't work with banks anymore so she's going into blockchain as a last resort. Adelyn Zhou's book only has fake reviews and hasn't even updated her resume. SWIFT hasn't even invited the team to SIBOS 2018, that should tell you everything you need to know about their so-called 'partnership'. Vitalik himself compared the project to a fucking Toyota. Building a trustless network instead of trustFUL. Assblaster was larping, it was exposed when the company he claimed was British was actually American. The top 2 law firms haven't even bothered joining the Accord Project, and the Project said it wasn't an actual partnership and anybody could replace them. The entire Salesforce connection comes from Benioff describing a random encounter he had with a crypto guy at his hotel in Davos, Sergey was never in Davos. They launched a website with typos in every sentence, typos even a 10 year old wouldn't make. They haven't even started work on the reputation system. Tom Gonser funded SHOP (shopin), a literal pajeet coin. All the big players you see mentioned in link threads are all working on their centralized solutions. Why would an open source project have secret NDAs? /g/ were the first to shill btc and eth but they don't care about link. The list goes on and on. Don't fall for this scam coin, do your own research.

I had never heard of Cornell university before coming here, if that Juels guy couldn't get into Yale or Harvard it's proof he wasn't good enough. Evan Cheng left for Facebook, quite obvious he didn't believe in the project or he would have stayed. If smart contracts were so promising then why would whoever previously owned the smartcontract.com domain name, supposedly Nick Szabo whose original project bitgold failed against bitcoin, sell it off so easily? Blythe Masters says smart contracts are the future? She also created the credit default swap and it is literally the main reason for the financial crisis we're in, that's why JP Morgan fired her and she can't work with banks anymore so she's going into blockchain as a last resort. Adelyn Zhou's book only has fake reviews and hasn't even updated her resume. SWIFT hasn't even invited the team to SIBOS 2018, that should tell you everything you need to know about their so-called 'partnership'. Vitalik himself compared the project to a fucking Toyota. Building a trustless network instead of trustFUL. Assblaster was larping, it was exposed when the company he claimed was British was actually American. The top 2 law firms haven't even bothered joining the Accord Project, and the Project said it wasn't an actual partnership and anybody could replace them. The entire Salesforce connection comes from Benioff describing a random encounter he had with a crypto guy at his hotel in Davos, Sergey was never in Davos. They launched a website with typos in every sentence, typos even a 10 year old wouldn't make. They haven't even started work on the reputation system. Tom Gonser funded SHOP (shopin), a literal pajeet coin. All the big players you see mentioned in link threads are all working on their centralized solutions. Why would an open source project have secret NDAs? /g/ were the first to shill btc and eth but they don't care about link. The list goes on and on. Don't fall for this scam coin, do your own research.

Linkies are so desperate to give their project exposure and get people to buy that they have resorted to pumping their coin on a market red day as much as they can so its seen as the top gainer on binance and CMC, rofl.

This is hilarious. Nobody wants your bags.

>good, theoretical idea
>makes sense at first glance
>you buy a token and "stake" it in a link pool
>this pool pays you out the more link is staked
>you can reinvest or take profits
>promised profits
>actually not sustainable at all

Sorry, but this shit is a prime example of a pyramid scheme. The only point in which it differs from Bitconnect is it has a better idea on how the profits are made. The philosophy degree maybe helped with that.

They took you, Linklet, and you don't belong to them

They locked you in a world of darkness with your sexy bags.

And you miss, Sergey, so ba-a-ad

Linklet
Fighter of the Gains Man
Champion of the burns
You're a master of losing
And laughs for everyone

Linklet (Aah-aah-aah)
Fighter of the Gains Man (Aah-aah-aah)
Champion of the burns (Aah-aah-aah)
You're a master of losing
And laughs for everyone

Once it does a half assed moon /biz will dump and forget about it like the other two.
Change my mind.

>>8151091