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A PROPHET of THE LORD traveled to THE CAPITOL of the world with the intention of summoning a powerful spirit. While exploring THE CAPITOL, THE PROPHET was approached by a cloaked figure who offered THE PROPHET great power over all of the kingdoms of THE WORLD. All that the cloaked figure asked for in return, was for THE PROPHET to sign over his name. THE PROPHET agreed to this, and so the cloaked figure removed its hood to reveal the demon named MAMMON. The demon then said to THE MAN, “Because you now work for ME, instead of HIM, I shall take the “H”, and the “E”, from your name, and replace it with “I”; and immediately, the demon named MAMMON reached forward with great force, and tore open the RIGHT testicle of THE MAN, so that all that remained were two flaps of skin, and an open wound. THE MAN looked up, and screamed in shock, and cried out in terror, because of what had just happened to HIM.