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So GLAD about this exit pump. Jesus I have been waiting something like that for MONTHS.
Sold everything with good profits + opened a small short that is now printing money.
Thank you bag holders

imagine being a mumu:

buy at 69k, sell at 45k to stop higher losses

buy at 30k since it can't go lower mathematically, sell at 20k because fuck mumus it just keeps dumping

buy back at 23.5k because THE BULLRUN is back t. retard mumus

sell at 18k because their little nigger pump can't keep going

HAHAHAHA

>>53436571
you mumus have awful taste in music

this is what we'll be listening to when your buttcoin drops to 18k:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F9DxYhqmKw

The Sunday night crash will be glorious

More obvious bulltrap ever
Thank you for the excellent short opportunity
Cheers

>>52734333
5k is programmed

>>52677645
cheers anon. here's to our prosperous bobro futures. Long live Jerome Powell.
>>52677657
100 bepis

scam bart

>>52486588
ah. an anon of great cultural refinement i see. good show fren.

dollar weakness has peaked

check again

>>52433703
Just think, the mushits that buy here will be down another 75% at 3k

>>52390843
based

Can't believe that I'm going to buy a while BTC for $3000 in a couple of weeks bobros.
This is amazing.

>>52313809
>Go short if you're so confident.
don't worry buddy. i'm not gonna miss out on one of the easiest shorts of my lifetime

imagine buying the top lmao

SOL and FTT are going to tank the entire crypto market. This is going to make Luna look like a vacation

>>52235148
>>52235151
>>52235153
you guys are not getting my puts

Is it too late to short

dollar pressure eases -> central banks stop selling treasuries -> bond yields stop clim to infinity -> spy blips up for a day.

no big deal. the crash is still on. can't call it a bull trap because it isn't intentional, more like a bull natural disaster.

I've admitted it's a rumor, you're the one categorically stating it's false.

If you're wrong, and it is true, you now have to dip your balls in icyhot for a minimum of 30 seconds or post a video to linkedin of you singing the russian national written on your forehead to render yourself unemployable, your choice.

>>51554400
my shorts are happening thats what

>>51293376
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO BOBRO STOP THEY'RE ALL ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!

>>50833405
Henlo friend, manager of crypto here. What's that, your favourite colour is red? I can help you with that.