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We are all at a wonderful beach where the champagne sparkles in every glass and soft laughter falls upon the summer air and our cute bikinis. We know, by the rules, that at some moment, the darkskinned pumplord will come jumping out of the water, making KDA go BOOM and splash water on our hot bodies. Those who leave early are lost, but the beach is getting so hot that everyone needs to apply sunscreen on each other to avoid sunburn, so that everyone keeps asking “Can you rub sunscreen on my back? Can anyone rub sunscreen on my back?" but there was no sunscreen.