/biz/ - Business & Finance

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I bought this Chainlink shit
And this the mutherfuckin' dumps I get?
I bought this Chainlink shit
And this the mutherfuckin' dumps I get?

The mutherfuckin' biz is a ghetto
Full of Chainlink threads, fuddies, and doublethink
When the Nigga cattle settle
I'm just lookin' for a big green candle
but Sergey manhandles
Dr. Juels, Hello, Linkies perculatin', keep 'em waitin'
While you sittin' here hatin', yo' Sergey is hyperinflating'
Hopin' Swift we penetratin', you gets naythin'
'Cause I never been to Satan for Smart Contract administratin'
Chainlink affiliatin', thick red candle have you
Stakin' off a bag in the pool and pee whole half a gallon
(Get to dialing) 9-1-1 emergency
(And you can tell 'em) It's Sergey, he's hurtin' me
(And he's a felon) On parole for robbery
Ain't no coppin' a plea, ain't no stoppin' a G
I'm in the 6, you got to hop in the pool, Chainlink monopoly
You handle Link sloppily, I buy a Stink properly
They call me the Don Linky
Pop a collar, drop a dollar, if you in my pool you can holla
Wanna talk about this chainlink? Nigga, I'm a scholar

The incredible, Chainlinksexual, credible
Beg a Sergey, let it go, Stink ain't edible
Nigga ain't federal, he plan shit
While you, hand picked mutherfuckers, givin' up chainlinks

I bought this Chainlink shit
And this the mutherfuckin' dumps I get?
I bought this Chainlink shit
And this the mutherfuckin' dumps I get?

>>57746338
because /biz/ discovered Chainlink and how it solves the Oracle Problem.
we also recognized that it is basically an assured moon mission.

>>56332319

I'm about to get liquidated on aave can link please stop dumping please I'm so tired of this god help me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwkqvPBH4wE

>>54320619

What went wrong with my life?

>>53156456

>>53085495
>chainlink did nothing wrong, k?? the holders fucked up cause they didn't shill hard enough for free
>https://blockworks.co/news/chainlink-adds-staking-after-cutting-sales-staffers
>this is fud, the marketing was excellent right from the start
>CCIP wasn't supposed to be released on 2022 anyway, Sergey announced it just to make you shit your pants lol he's such a goofy troll
>what do you mean chainlink is down in sats, gwei and fiat when you account for inflation since June 2019? this is fud, we early adopters are greatly pleased with link's performance you seething fudder lol

>>50802336
>it's about having a high IQ
It's gambling. The market is way too irrational to time. You were probably not here back then, but the BTC drop to $3k in 2019 was also "predicted", except almost everyone thought we were going to drop below $2k and thus missed out on the recovery run. I'm not feeling lucky enough to try and time markets, so I just hold. If that angers you I'm seriously questioning your motives.

>>50802359
Am I desperately trying too hard, or not trying hard enough? I lost track

>>50049804
I will front run you and set buy orders at 18 cents!

OH GOD, YOU SAID IT ONLY GOES UP BUT IT'S ONLY GOING STRAIGHT DOWN

IM FINICALLY RUINED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Can you believe it's only been two years

>>27183051

>>25048748
>LINK is going back down to $5 and will most likely remain at that level for the next 3 years.
>Source: My coping noLinker ass
>>25049737
>They knew speculation could carry the price to $20 but at the end of the day they knew the project wouldn't have the legs to succeed
Don't talk as if you know anthing, newfag. Everything you just said is headcanon and can be disregarded as such. Just because many of us oldfags don't feel like posting anymore doesn't mean vermin like you can get uppity and spread tranny lies. Hope your shitcoins netted you enough cash to rope yourself you dumb nigger

Fellow stinkies.
I have a question.
Have any of you given blood lately?

>>24714070
Sounding a lot more coherent than a few months back 42. How has life been treating you friendo?

Zeus capital offering 100k usd for the best LINK fud, go crazy linklets this is your one chance at a 10k suicide stack!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScq0EgVY3PVHE5Snaj3D8CeStvZHBXsVjDKr_oNYhEizjGpng/viewform

holy shit /biz/ we're all gonna make it

>>23655180
I wonder how Sergey felt when his ETH token crashed a few months after its ICO.

I can't remember how it felt to take loans to buy more of it when everything was crashing, but the pain of shitcoin losses made me lose all my emotions and put all my remaining hope into one last project.

Is the anon who first wrote he took a loan to buy more at that time still here?
It's thanks to him that I got the idea and courage to do the same and got a bigger stack.

>>23213322
>yet linkfags manage to not only make 0$ but to loose money
What?
>Never Sell
>Lose money
Pick one, swinglet.

LOL ooooooo stinkylinkes this shit will n.e.v.e.r break 1$ - Back to .60c we go.

Never forgeti anons cherish the times