/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54784347
>They're composed of SPX & SPX options to emulate bond-like returns with a fixed yield cap and no loss of capital
Im just looking for a decent place to park my $25k day trading minimum requirement and for me, with the risk free rate being what it is, and the risk that Im already going to be taking on selling naked 0 DTEs every day, I think the broker's MM fund is the better play for me. I'll be able to sleep at night knowing that my trading capital isn't subject to market fluctuations besides the fund itself going under, which the shills will shill that shit here. Yes thanks for the info, I've got my plan. Just gotta execute now.

Can I have your BUTTHOLE for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to COOM
You say I'll never get your SQUIRTSHARTS till the day I die
"Tough luck, my CHUD, but the answer is no!"
Why you gotta be SUCH A JEW?
Don't you know I'm COOMING IN YOU too?
Why you gotta be SUCH A JEW?
I'm gonna PEE ON her anyway
(POOP ON that girl) PEE ON her anyway
(POOP ON that girl) Yeah, no matter what you ATE
(POOP ON that girl) And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be SUCH A JEW?

>>54679412
>>54679434
Both are accurate.

>>54671478
*Angrily farts on your chest, leaving a stain of taint sweat*... Now that that is out of the way. I believe you were saying something?