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Describe your most recent poop in this thread. I will rate all descriptions on a scale from 1-10.
The more detailed and visual the description the higher score.

what the fuck is happening guys? I have started to fart and poop at the same time in my pants like they do over in America. I think they call it "to shart". How do I stop it?

>>14344033
I set my sell target for $1000, no less

Shitting + farting = sharting. Americans do this directly in their pants. Often in public in a grocery store called "Mart"

Shitting + farting = sharting. Americans do this directly in their pants. Often in public in a grocery store called "Mart"

Farting + shitting = sharting. Americans do this directly in their pants. Often in public in a grocery store called "Mart"

>>14057522
Farting + shitting = sharting. Americans do this directly in their pants. Often in public in a grocery store called "Mart"

>>13567747
Lol get a load of this guy. Calls me delusional because I actually put research and technical analysis into consideration when I long/short. But this guy falls for the biggest meme of ALL. Muh institutional monies Xd... herhrrr. Do yourself and all of us a favor and do a complete 360 and walk the fuck out of my thread faggot.

uuups, I just had a liquid shart at the mart again. Guess I'll have to yell for the wagies to come clean the shopping scooter

t. american

Is this actualy something that happens in usa. That fat people go around in wallmarts and other public places and literally poop themself without noticing it themself and just walk up and down the isles with a wisible brown spot on their asses for all to see?

t. europoor fascinated by american "culture"

Give me some american public companies that are doing great and were created by people born in USA. Only Amazon comes to mind, anything else?

We making moolah on the Weedman boys?

No salty Americans allowed in the thread.