/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58303788
Getting married tomorrow. Need an anime recommendation that will remind me why anime titties will always be the best titties. Preferably naked anime titties.

>>57415660
>Worst smg in history, dick-measuring retards
My cock is relatively small.
(If that makes you feel better about yourself, please enjoy the rush)

S-SOXL bros.... did SOXL_shill lie? I thought we were going to $100...

>>54370213
ah ok i thought something was up. i apologize, i was curious why someone worrying about $200 was in BOIL. i sympathize with you, i was homeless for a long time, and knew people with bad health. I hope things pick up for you and all your trades are successful. still, it is risky to use the stock market when you have little money but you are aware of that.

>>54243955
>you mean queefs
No i dont. Search up Mac n cheese ASMR on YouTube. It sounds like squishy and wet.

>>53985223
WHY TF IS THE DOW PUMPING REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53980881
I hate my gf what do I do

>tfw ugly wife so never get to post her
I was never going to make it anyway

I blew up what was left of my portfolio today. No you can't see it.

So my gf who I've been with for 3 years gave me herpes. She claims she didn't know she had it and she must have had it from before we got together. I never saw any herpes on her but my butt and leg are all tingly now. What do I do /smg/?

>>50313372
>tfw I only see my jewfu gf every day

>>30324132
Wtf mang you gave all the updates until now. Give the details. I'll share my embarrassing story.
>fucked a chubby pregnant chick that has cancer,2 kids already, and lives in her mom's basement off tinder to make me feel better about losing money this month.
>it didn't help.

>>29421163
Ouch. The truth always hits the hardest.

>>29341919
Nothing. Because he has no money. Just like me, because I bought CRBP. All because a pajeet said "just wait 6 days". This was 11 days ago now.

>>29066724
Tfw only have 97 shares of SOXL

>tfw I just needed SOXL to close above $710 so I could laugh at scoops again today

>>28734448
>tfw no RKG sexbot with a tight motorized bussy to enjoy on valentine's day. I'd just invest in SOXL and BILI to make that real.

Tfw an AMRS shill got me to buy his bags at 14.30 today. Why do you hate me AMRS shill? You said it'd go up? I could have bought 5 more SOXL with that money...

>>28335126
>tfw got covid 7 months ago and still can't taste or smell. I'll never smell an ass again.

Fomo'd $2k into AEZS 20 minutes before closing lads, how fucked am I

>bought Xiaomi at the ATH
My bags are heavy.

>>26552275
So, you are telling me to hold, senpai? We can't time the market after all. Selling has never done me any good. I should just hold. You are right, wise anon.

>>26527193
Nah dawg that's just a cup and handle forming on the 1m chart

>>26338211
NOK NOK
>who's there
Orange
>orange who?
Orange ya glad you didn't buy CLF