/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57207945
You must be fun at parties

>>56555555

Heh

I really like this one it's derivative of >>55564019

The buying Link at $2-$3 is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a while. If you aren't buying the $5 level you are legally retarded.

>I haven't killed anyone.
>Yet.

>>52278009
just dump your memes bros, I need some

/pol/ is full of self defeating cucks who can't accept a reality where people move away from their ideals in disgust at some point
Good sentiments OP but yeah I feel lost here too.
The least I can do is call out the /pol/migrants because there might be 9 lurkers seething and 1 lurker who might mentally zoom out for every hitler.jpg seethe you get when you mention them. But those 9 who all mentally perverted into feeling pleasure from shame and seethe from their subconscious mental prisons, get the fuck back to /pol/ lmao

>>30450565
>they're making fun of me again

>>30048667
Hand 'em big macs over and no one gets hurt, kid

>>29509666
this anon, singlehandedly, saved the whole world of crypto
peace was restored and everyone made it EXCEPT OP BTC $1M EOY

>>29414111
I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

Steaking will propel LINK to flipen bitcone, many will rope

Can someone explain to me how chainlink staking will work? I'm guessing it won't be like the current staking model that most coins have right now (lock for a certain period of time, gain 5% or whatever)

Also is LP worth buying? It seems way too expensive and there's bound to be other staking pools, right? but they do work with Chainlink itself so they seem the most trustworthy

>>28761943
yes

>>28323421
Squeeze it nigga!

Here's the real chainlink blackpill: Right now it has to be suppressed because if it gets too expensive, Sergey has to dump more in order to cover the costs, that's why as soon as it gets over $26 it gets dumped hard. You will need to endure this until staking arrives and you will be rewarded in the end. LINK has to move in it's own pace in order to provide stable network growth but unfortunately this means if you hold LINK during this bull market, you will miss out on gains, plain and simple.

I'm not telling you to sell or buy, I'm just laying out how things are as a 2017 LINK holder. I personally didn't sell but instead borrowed from AAVE using some of my stack as collateral and I'll use that to get into some other coins for the time being, I think this feels like the safest and smartest move right now. But if you have a 3-4 digit stack you're better off holding something else during the bullrun, that's just my two cents.

>>28222360

Here's the real chainlink blackpill: Right now it has to be suppressed because if it gets too expensive, Sergey has to dump more in order to cover the costs, that's why as soon as it gets over $26 it gets dumped hard. You will need to endure this until staking arrives and you will be rewarded in the end. LINK has to move in it's own pace in order to provide stable network growth but unfortunately this means if you hold LINK during this bull market, you will miss out on gains, plain and simple.

I'm not telling you to sell or buy, I'm just laying out how things are as a 2017 LINK holder. I personally didn't sell but instead borrowed from AAVE using some of my stack as collateral and I'll use that to get into some other coins for the time being, I think this feels like the safest and smartest move right now. But if you have a 3-4 digit stack you're better off holding something else during the bullrun, that's just my two cents.

>5 years
>still no staking

>>26628493
this man deserves a place in the citadel even if doesn't hold any LINK

>>26272540
I'm a LINK maxi, why would I care about sats?

Daily reminder that Chainlink isn't blockchain.