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>>17848608

Right. It's a one month shock. People are freezing all over the place while we figure and feel this virus out. Once it's realized we will loosen the reins again week to week and it will be business as usual by May.

But until then, stocks are going to suffer terribly. This will be the greatest buying opportunity in your lives you fuckers, better start ubering and sucking cock on the weekends so you can dump as much money as possible into the market.

I have waited 4 years, ever since I got into stocks, for this moment. This is our launchpad into early retirement.