/biz/ - Business & Finance

Here are some pro-tips for all of you working hard to earn your wages:

1. Always show up to work about half an hour late; never offer any excuses.
2. Always leave work about half an hour early; never offer any excuses.
3. Take two hours for lunch, because only a ravenous animal eats a meal in under an hour, not a civilized gentleperson.
4. Never apologize: it's an admission of wrongness & weakness; these are career killers
5. Only shit at work. In the morning, instead of shitting at home, just hold it in until you can get to a company toilet, then take your time shitting it all out. Mid-way through the day, you should take an hour long shit on company time. About an hour and a half after quitting time (or an hour before you just leave on your own), take another hour-long shit -- your last shit of the day -- in a company toilet. You should never shit during your unpaid personal time; only shit during working hours.

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>>56455911
You don't; instead, you do this: replace the lost milk money with a limited series of attractive debt packages, which you then use as collateral for loans to buy junk bonds for resale in a foreign market to buy their currency natively and then resell it through FOREX.

Never tell your wife anything other than interrogatives & commands, with the sole exception being the occasional compliment on her appearance.

>>56437088
$0 and complete disregard for absolutely everything provides you with however much zoomette pussy you want but makes you realize that zoomette pussy is simply not worthwhile so you go take a walk to the bus stop and take the bus to the train station where you change into a completely different outfit with a hoodie and hat and sunglasses and a mask and a puffy jacket and baggy pants so you're unrecognizable and then take a train into the city where you buy a bunch of different items from a variety of different stores for cash and then you wander around the city until you find some random but adequate girl to make fall in love with you because you can literally make anyone fall in love with you because you simply don't care about them and that's the most powerful attractant to creatures who crave attention so you slide right into that girl's apartment and both of her roommates also ride your dick so that you ultimately become the chadly guy living with three city girls in their twenties and fucking all three of them but you declare the living room your personal demesne and just pass out on the couch instead of climbing into bed with any of your three temporary brides after sigma grinding all day and night on a pair of laptop computers you acquired by dumpster diving around the ivy league university downtown and craft this entire online persona along with numeral fake credentials et cetera so now after a month or two of running through these three hoes and a few of their hoe friends and some random hoe you found in the park and brought home just living off of the comfortable income you've been earning daily on your phone by selling covered call options on a variety of hundred share blocks of stock while your chainlink continues to pile up through staking and so now you suddenly make the jump and completely surprise the hoes by suddenly simply being entirely gone one day except for a small cardboard box taped up with your assumed name and burner phone number.

>>56191336
>nooooooooooo you can not consider arguments you have to judge by appearance
Correct. Physiognomy is real.

>tfw bought BBBY at 9$
>sold at 20$
>bought XXX shares of AMC just in time to get the divvy shares