/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bunch of progressive zoomers who are filled with self hate and white guilt who don’t want to work “cuz new form of money would fix America” but are to sensitive to blame the fucking Jews.

>ATH $286k
>Current $286k

These millenials think they have it so hard... when I was young if you wanted you learn something you had to go to the library and find a book on the subject. We only had 3 channels on television and there was a chance you'd get drafted into fighting a war against crazy communists. These millenials have it so easy... if they want a job all they have to do is surf the web a bit and they have an offer. Meanwhile I had to pound the pavement and give em' all solid handshakes

> know nothing about crypto
> buy ven because biz told me to just before it did that thor thing, sold for 4k$ profit
> took all and threw into "link" coin because biz told me
> it 33%s within 48 hours

This investing shit is easy lol, thanks bros.

I actually did 2 nights ago when it was -7% just for that. Swapped 100% over to it, know nothing about it. Lol investing.

the Zoomer is merely a reactionary. infinitely jealous of the Boomer and the Millennials' feats, it must resort to make fun of the American Dream: owning a house, being industrious early on weekends, mowing your lawn, staying energized with manufactured caffeinated products. These pieces of Americana represent the vision of a past that will never come back: like Vaporwave, they are mere memories, mere bytes in a broken flash drive lying in the gutter of a gritty New York City street.
The Zoomer is upset at its own peers due to the rampant political correctness, so it resorts to the bowels of the internet: the chans. There, however, he is met with a nasty surprise: the dregs of past generations call him a faggot, a nonsipper, and are still better off financially and emotionally.
Cue the first sip of the day: the Zoomer jumps at this opportunity to disparage his older peers.
until he learns this lesson, here's to another /sip/