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>>57567114
And he'll keep doing it so long as this thread exists. He's our slave. A little pet chihuahua eagerly waiting at the door whenever we come in. Annoying when he yips at you but at the same time endearing in his excitment. Then you spend the day primarily ignoring him, or occasionally taking him outside to play fetch for awhile, knowing he'll eagerly run after that little tennis ball every time we throw it until you get bored.

And then one day he'll die suddenly from heartworms because he drank stagnant water from a puddle years back.