/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25121412
oof soo much cope lmfao

12k BROKEN DOWN TO 9K WE GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OF THE CRATEEER

"You see vegeta that's the difference between you and me I don't need some arbitrary number to make myself feel better about my existence....I only need your misery to do that"

BOBO general.

>>15975906
>BTC
0$

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's the tail end of 2020
>Deutsche Bank is finally on the platform about to be dropped
>OhFugg:DD.jpg
>America can't fork up another $325 BILLION like it did back in 2008
>If the Germans blow up then so does the rest of the financial world
>Long Nose Fed Chairman knows he can't reduce interest rates any lower than what they are
>Can't print money or have another recession
>But if nothing is done then Mega Ultra Global Depression
>ExtremeWorry.png
>Some other Long Nose mentions that goys who put their "currency" into these banks are technically shareholders and the bank can take the goy's "wealth" for exchange of bank credits
>RUNBAIL-IN.EXE
>Wagie's and NEETs wake up in the early morning hours to go to work
>Before they leave they take a quick glimpse at their savings just to COPE with driving 2 hours to wageslave job
>ACCOUNT BALANCE $0.00
>WHATINTHEEVERLOVINGFUCK.GIF
>They call Mr. Shekelstein and take a sick day
>"OK, Anon, but it's coming out of your paycheck".
>Anon praises Mr. Shekelstein for granting him a day's rest
>Turn on news
>"US BANK HOLIDAY. ALL ASSETS FROZEN FOR 2 WEEKS. FDIC INSURANCE REVOKED BY EXECUTIVE ORDER. BANK CEO'S RECEIVE MILLION DOLLAR BONUSES FOR SAVING ECONOMY. BACK TO WORK, GOYIM."
>Wagie silently prepares the noose

This is the future. This is your brain on Fiat.

>>14683952
NO

IT STARTS WITH ONE DIP
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW LOW YOU BUY
KEEP THAT IN MIND
I DESIGNED THIS RHYME
TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME
ALL I KNOW
TIME IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE CANDLES SWINGS
WATCH IT PRICE DOWN TO THE END OF THE DAY
THE BOGS TICKS LIFE AWAY
IT'S SO UNREAL
DIDN'T STOP LOSS BELOW
WATCH BITCOIN GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRYING TO HOLD ON, BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH IT GO
I KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE
AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED, IT ALL FELL APART
WHAT IT MEANT TO ME
WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME WHEN

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I HAD TO SHORT
TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

its under $7000

>>10417041

>bankrupt the unbanked

wtf I sold for 5750

this can't be happening

ITS UNDER 7000

>>9823378
you are a GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY

Did anyone fall for the LIMBO scam?

https://yobit.net/en/trade/LIMBO/DOGE

rofl

How does this shit happen?
Literally no one buying for a fraction of a DOGE

add monero, my arms are sore from holding these bags

>>9427770

please not again....

ITS UNDER 9000

we're going to go under 9000 aren't we?

ITS UNDER 9000