/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57309295
>panic sold msft calls on Thursday
>How do I cope?
>HOW DO I COPE AHHH
THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

Wanna know who the biggest dunce cap award goes to? Me. I manage to consistently make good predictions, but always sell due to paper hands, RIGHT BEFORE my prediction gets fulfilled. This happened like 6-7 times so far.

November
>Short Bayer, situation doesn't look good for them
>It crabs
>Sell
>Drops like a rock even more, I was right after all
December
>Buy AMD and broadcom, upcoming AI event so it has to moon right?
>Tight stop losses get triggered at open, AMD AND Broadcom moon
>I was right again
January
>Buy msft calls, the hype will force whales to make them surpass apple as largest company
>Crash happens
>Sell on paper hands
>Msft recovers, becomes largest company
>I was right again

>Boeing crash happens (last weekend)
>This seems like it'll happen again, better buy puts
>Market pumps on Monday, sell due to paper hands
>Another Boeing issue happens
>I was right again


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I LOST 1000 BUCKS ON PAPER HANDS WHILE I COULDVE BEEN UP LIKE +200% ON EACH OF THESE OPTIONS AAAAAAAAA

We need to force the government to make loans for buying houses illegal. This shit is the only way next to total anarchy for us to be able to afford a home. We will use the law to force house sellers to accept the price of 1 average wage worker or they will die. If they want to commit class warfare then let us counter attack.

>>55642683
the dark _is_ scary and i _am_ a real man like any other

>>18774336
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
I DIDNT BUY
I DIDNT TRUST /BIZ/

>over 1 month
>still $0.00 withdrawable cash

robinhooooooooooddddddddd

i bought the gild top

MARKET IS DOING EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I BUY

>>18317341
>SPY 180p 4/17

>+1,2%
HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

>mfw still holding sqqq
we really need bad news on the weekend

>>17785968
here

>>17540332
i feel like shit

>>9923517

how about we force these neet pajeets to create some actual useful dApps instead of stupid money grabs and gambles like these. You know, a dApp which could sustain itself, so no new iterations have to be made and spammed whenever the contract is drained.

DO NOT SHORT, IT IS STILL 6 JUNE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER BGD WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

>had 20 schilling as a kid
>felt like a king

>bought a vidya game with 100 schilling (saved up for a year or two)
>cashier is asking me where i got that much money from (i was like 13)

gud times anon... now the streets are full of mud and im a jobless loser.

>>9386395
Just opened a 50x short. If you're lying, my ghost will haunt you forever.

Friendly reminder that if you hold some nice bags that you shouldn't tell your friends or family about it.
Just kicked out a friend I thought I knew for 15 years after he unsuccessfully tried to install a keylogger on one of my PC's while I was shitting.

> runs linux
> tries to run .exe

Why was I friends with him to begin with?
Go fuck yourself David, you're cancer.

Why will Sergey give 650m remaining LINKs away for free to big companies for nodes!? Big companies using ChainLink and buying LINK was supposed to be the start of the singularity, but now I can't see it happening if they already get their LINKs for free. Why Sergey!? WHY??!

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO THE FAITHFUL

>>5013714
just think it could be $2xxx if it werent for the fucking cryptokitty shit

fuck this gay earth

i love him so much

>>2359698
Bancor gf NOW!

I don't want to be a crypto NEET. I can make money with it but I need personal achievement, too. I want to develop a career. But I'm fucking scared since I'm just finishing my Master's and have never worked before.