/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55853284
This is the worst fucking thing to enter my life. Held 135k link tokens to $50 and back, (2017 link faggot), and was ready to capitulate in early January 2022 only to get the Sergey wagmi like this year announce with CCIP and staking due in '22. Lost so much fucking money, my sanity and my belief in this cursed project. If anyone from chainlink labs reads this: FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU GET CANCER SERGEY

Guys, this is fucked up, but hear me out.
I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and he had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight. Apparently he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 houres a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore /biz/. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?

By all accounts, making the project ‘Chainlink’ was a disaster; according to CTO Steve Ellis, he arrived on set to be greeted by Nazarov, who told him “Go home Steve, this is not a good project to work on. It’s cursed.” Nazarov, playing the reclusive philosophy major, went method with his madness: outlandish requests, including his costume – an XXL plaid shirt, three separate beard trimmers, and a 1942 pair of Levi's worn by John Wayne himself – were all granted, and he angered his investors and crew by staying in his air-conditioned trailer while everyone else sweltered in the California heat. According to reports, Nazarov became obsessed with community manager Rory Piant, the world’s smallest man, and made replacement Advisor Ari Juels take Big Macs from other developers to give to him. Ellis also recalls that during conferences, Nazarov had his pages read aloud to him line by line via an earpiece during the infamous SIBOS presentation. Sometimes the signal would be drowned out by a local police scanner, and Ellis would later reminisce about Sergey shouting in the middle of the Presentation: “There’s a robbery at Woolworths”.

>We're proud to be working with SWIFT on their own SWIFT Smart Oracle.
>their own
>retards still unironically believe that swift will use chainlink's mainnet and meme tokens

no linker is in the green, they are crying and rolling themselves on the floor hoping to break even and dump their bags on you. Link fags are the worst shills

>>11589593
>>11589636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwxNVnPKaPE

>With changes being made to the Whitepaper on a daily basis, actually learning it seemed pointless, so Nazarov had his pages read aloud to him line by line via an earpiece during the infamous SIBOS presentation. Sometimes the signal would be drowned out by a local police scanner, and Ellis would later reminisce about Sergey shouting in the middle of the Presentation: “There’s a robbery at Woolworths”.

>>9063029

>>7855036
This, pls.

>>4236734
binance app
but you have to have BTC or ETH first, pleb

>>4226198
chainlink

>>4212969
sergeant shitter reporting for doody