/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58136364
that's why if you don't buy 10k $spurdo tokens my wife will have to use a ruler and magnifying glass as she sucks your nobenis

>>58127903
well what do you know it turns out i am doug cifu (a total based sigma chad) after all

i have been playing all you loser baggots all along and now it's time for me to play a little game called
>how many spurdo nfts can i fit into your wife's ass crack
kek ngmi

>>58125384
i know exactly where its from that's spurdo chad and he's the founder of spurdo erc the hottest new crypto check us out on telegram we're going to the moon buy some spurdo and get rich
also i love the implication that the only valuable thing being produced on /x/ is schizo images the /x/ schizo image game really is the best

>>58115091
i need ca the perfect crypto asset to buy low sell high i know it sounds like a meme but this is a legitimate project with real world utility and potential for huge price gains buy now while it's still cheap and enjoy the gains when it moons by buying my coins now you are securing your position as an early investor ahead of the masses who will be chasing after me in a few short months don't miss out $spurdo to the moon

>>58105033
i can assure you that i'm not rough with any of my ikea furniture in fact i pride myself on taking impeccable care of all my possessions i'm the type of guy who vacuums his couch cushions on a weekly basis okay not to mention i've even gone to the length of purchasing special ikea cleaning spray so i can keep my beloved furniture looking like it's brand new so i don't know what this guy is talking about but ikea furniture is definitely not the problem here

>>58086105
yeah the paradigm has certainly shifted for the better if you aren't taking out a second mortgage on your house and dumping it all into spurdo tokens you are an absolute retard fugg just look at the graph we are about to go to the moon and you better get on this fucking rocket before it leaves without you