/biz/ - Business & Finance

My profile is sideways for the past two years. i'm such a good investor.

/pol/ and reddit for shitting up /biz/

>>17445655
the absolute state of /biz/

> be me
> 28 yo khv
> make small talk with random qt girl on the bus
> we actually click instantly
> she asks if she can give me her number
> obviously accept
> take her out to some hole in the wall restaurant where i am a regular
> food is amazing
> conversation seems to flow without any lulls
> before we notice it's been 3 hours
> she asks to see a movie at my place
> as soon as we go through the door, she starts pawing at me
> literally had my first hug, first kiss, and grabbed my first boob within like 45 seconds
> i can't fucking believe this is happening
> before i know it she's on her knees and taking off my pants
> she has a look in her eyes like she's been drowning and my dick is made of oxygen
> ask her to stop just as she's taking a deep whiff of my balls
> she asks what's wrong
> i ask her what her credit score is
> she looks very confused and asks me to repeat myself
> i ask her again
> she says "i dunno like 650 or something, why?"
> sigh deeply and pull up my pants
> her confusion turns into anger for some reason
> tell her it would probably be best for her to call an uber for herself
> starts calling me all sorts of names and slams my door as she leaves
I can't lower my standards by fucking someone with such a pitiful grasp on their personal finances, but how could I go about asking girls about their credit scores or emergency savings without them freaking out?

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>>6952536
Already did. Still down 60%

>>6951302
Yes, FOMO obviously. I've never been to reddit, actually.

>>6520946
>Why do people think that whores are exploited?

Because literally every one of them was molested, raped, and/or abused before the age of 14. I'm not saying women are some kind of celestial beings who are infallible, virtuous, etc. No, I ascribe full moral responsibility to them, which is why their acts are reprehensible, but it doesn't change the fact that the reason why I couldn't stick my dick in a prostitute is that I know that I would capitalize on someone else's moral and rational failings. I don't see women (or whores) as my enemies, so when I see them make a grave mistake (destroying themselves by selling their bodies), I don't just jump in to exploit it. I just couldn't do that and live with myself.

>>6114826
Fuck man, go to the gym. Remember the holy trinity: /biz/, /fit/, /pol/

>>5250565
I put some money in a classical investment portfolio (~8% long term reward) once that I got from one of my relatives dying. It ended up doing 20% after 5 years, so I was happy.

Anyway, I told this to my parents back when I put the money in, and I was listening for at least a year about them rambling how I'm "about to lose all my money on the stock market because I'm a fucking idiot". They literally don't believe in investing. There is absolutely no way I will ever mention to my parents or close family that I'm investing in crypto.

>>4909009

>>922055
have you read their terms of condition?

nowdays 99% of betting sizes make it clear they you would have to agree that they can shut down or limit your gambling account without any reason anytime.

>>911919
Ofcourse, stem pays well. But people have overly positive expectations of their stem degrees in general. The unemployment is quite high for stem. In europe engineers are actually the highest unemployed group.

the slight problem with 3x daily or more bulls are the damage.

if the market drops over 33% in a day, boom headshot. it's gone. but that has never happened in 100 years so. retirement funds definitely do not want to risk that.

>come to /biz/ for the first time
>first thread is bitcoin investors trying to shill up the price

Jesus