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>> No.56682691 [View]
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SPY 453 today. Trust.
It's had a good skirt of the bottom range; in 10 minutes we're topping. Get ready to swing. I have spoken.

>> No.56577522 [View]
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GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>GREEN ID
PERFECT FORTUNE - YOU WILL MAKE IT THIS BULLRUN!
>WHITE ID
MYSTERY FORTUNE - Last digit decides the amount of figs your portfolio will have at the end of the bullrun
>Pink ID
GF FORTUNE - You will finally find a gf in 2024. Your portfolio will remain shit though.
>Blue ID
CHAINLINK FORTUNE - This is your sign to buy another bag of linkies.
>Red ID
HORRIBLE FORTUNE - You lose your entire portfolio.
>Yellow ID
AVERAGE FORTUNE - You crab the entire bullrun.
>Orange ID
BAD FORTUNE - You will be left with a bit stinky heavy bag
>Brown ID
PAJEET FORTUNE - You fall for a jeetscam. Last two digits decide the portfolio % you lose.
>Black ID
BLACK SWAN FORTUNE - Something unexpected will happen to you.
>Purple ID
TROON FORTUNE - You get AIDS or some other STD. But your folio will see gains.

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