/biz/ - Business & Finance

>talk like I drank all the wine
>years ahead but way behind

>>21056350
*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up
Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

>>20092762
*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up

Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up

Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

>>16413278
Everyday its a new startup, claimin to be d'Apper than the bankers,
Scammier than a bitch but portray the role of gainsters
Ghilles ain't wrote a line of code in ya life
Yet every time you present ya yap in french like a poolboy loving wife
Just take a good look at craig and you'll capture
The fact, that the master is simply just an actor
Who mastered the bang and the slang
and the mental, of niggaz in Chainlink, Ethereum, and Crypto central
Never ever once have you ran with the nerds
But yet in every q&a claim you used to do the dirt
But tell me who's a witness to your fuckin work
See you never had keys to genesis, so save the drama jerk
iExec straight kill me
Knowin that they pranksters
This is going out to you worldwide bankers
See I did dirt, put in work, and many niggaz can vouch that
So since i got stripes I got the right to rap about that

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

>>16349679
I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

Some niggas tryna diss >>15819960

Time to put you bitches down once and for all

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up

Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

>>14854303

it literally can't prosper - its just a jason parser
and im not even larping, you can ask tom gonser
I'm farting as I type this it felt wet should i wipe this?
got a big mac to eat so I'll wait until I bite this UH

>>14807654
how do i be more like sergey, god of the neets

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up
Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up
Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up
Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up
Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up
Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up

Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to Jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*

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