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>>10985254
>he doesn't know

heh let me tell you a story of my childhood.

>be me
>cockroach in room
>oh fuck
>mexican standoff this bitch for 2 minutes with a thong in my hand
>nigger starts flapping it's wings
>wat?
>Roach flys across the room to the other wall
>what
>the
>fuck
>curse god and all his creations
>mother fucker starts its wings again.
>I prepare to strike
>nigger is coming right for my face this time
>throw my thong and hit it
>it and my thong fall down the end of my bed
>I look and find it dead
>mfw if I missed my thong it would have landed on my face
>mfw I won the battle.

Yes cockroaches can fly and yes it is fucked up

>>10957398
Everyone else stop goddamed posting so we can get to 10!