/biz/ - Business & Finance

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The FOMOs gone cold I'm wondering why I got into LINK at all
The morning dumps clouds up my folio, and I can't sleep at all
And even if I could it would l all be red, but sergeys picture on my wall
It reminds me that I'm holding Bags
I'm holding bags...

Dear 4chan, I meant to update sooner, but I just been busy
Forgetting about all the idiots who trusted in me
Look, I'm really flattered you would sell your link for that
But REQ is a shit coin too
It will never hit a billion market cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you in the slack, I must've missed you
You must think I gave a fuck about this project after I found my waifu
But what's this shit you said about you like to pump and dump too?
I say that shit just clowning, dawg
Im not going to buy your bags for you.
You got some issues, 4chan, I think you need some counselin'
For believing in an exit scam as if I'd keep announcin
And what's this shit about us meant to gain together?
That type of shit'll make me rich and you poor forever
I really think you and Rory need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you buy more link, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you just dump a little, I'm glad I inspire you
But 4chan, why are you so mad?
Try to understand that I got rich by not holding bags
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on steemit a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some linkie had pumped and drove the price up for /biz/
And kept his gains instead of selling
Then everyone dumped on his
And in the thread they found a wojack
But they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you, damn

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, oracles ready
There's bankers in the room already, Morgan Stanley
He's nervous, but at the SIBOS he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd FUDs so loud
He opens his mouth, but oracle problems abound
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
SIBOS is over, times up, over, blaow!

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are empty
There's vomit on his keyboard already, Monster Energy
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop FUD, but he keeps on forgettin'
Link won’t go down, the /biz/ crowd goes so loud
He types “Link is shit”, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, Link marines jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes parity
Oh, there’s green candles, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his last chance is crypto
It don't matter, he's dumb, he knows that, and he's broke
He's no stack cos he chose, to swing trade on his phone, that's when its
Back to discord again yo, this whole faggotry
He better hit his buy in and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself from the discord, you edgelord
You own Link, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to hold
The singularity comes once in a lifetime, yo

*sergey grabs the mic*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCNdbWVfdYE
*waits for the bass to kick in while nodding to the beat*

Sergey Nazarov the smartcontract CEO
call me Jason Parser like the bourne trilogy my saga
Secret Agent going postal in camp crystal
I'm not vorhees cuz I'm killing nigmas with a pistol

The other Oracles are scared cuz I render them useless
take away their usecase
while standing in line ordering a large coke and fries
not breaking a sweat they see me as threat

chainlinks competition is dying from attrition
Ari Juels fuels my whitepaper with wisdom
making the old system my kingdom
we moving up in the pyramid scheme, extreme
buy pressure all day for years
we all green

*drops mic*