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58430272 No.58430272 [Reply] [Original]

Day 1008 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 100k

>> No.58430306
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Reminder that bobos and nocoiners were predicting that miners would abandon BTC after the halving for other PoW coins. Instead the hashrate is mooning so much the next difficulty adjustment might be +10%. And Jack Dorsey announced that his company Block will be coming up with new more efficient miners that have 3nm chips.

https://cointelegraph.com/news/jack-dorsey-block-bitcoin-mining-system

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>>58430272
snail is stronger than ever


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58430244 No.58430244 [Reply] [Original]

hi frens! i am an undergrad majoring in economics from a good school looking for advice in getting summer internships. i have a good resume and interned at a large >100mln AUM investment bank for a summer. just any oldfag advice is good. i wanna to law schoool
thank u frens
and general help undergrad bread

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>> No.58430446

>computer science senior
any software engineer anons from washington? I'm in school in california but washington seems like a nice place to live and more affordable. I'm guessing the job market is probably better there too compared to here

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>>58430244
>ib4 thread makes me remember that time i was going to summercamp and had everything set up and then my parents decided to tell me they were divorcing and couldn't take me to summer camp this very same day
better stay at home and play with your $orbs anon

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>>58430244
go fuck economics, buy some MUMU and start gambling like anyone else here

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>>58430311
i have 7 figs in crypto self made through good cs work and being early zzzzz

>>58430247
ur mom said so (ooooo burn)

>>58430343
thank u for this advice fren! i have a decent gpa and go to a pretty "elite" school especially for law

>> No.58430654

>>58430649
no problem, if you have any questions about law school I'd be happy to answer


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58430224 No.58430224 [Reply] [Original]

Cryptocurrencies will bring about a worse financial meltdown than the one they were born from." -Prof. Feynman

The plan for all cryptocurrencies isn't what they want to make you think it is. It's more sinister than the egalitarian image the crypto boys portray for it.

After the 2008 financial meltdown, cryptocurrencies were born out of it, declared to be the means by which people could be freed from banks/governments, and promised to avoid any such future meltdowns from happening ever again.

But the crypto boys watched closely the result of that meltdown, and formulated their plan: create a new form of currency, and for it a new financial system detached from traditional ones (those burdened by "governments and regulations") - they called it "DeFi" for "Decentralized Finance", but its dirty little secret is that it's really "Deregulated Finance".

Their plan is to make this new money be adopted by the masses, so they start it off with a low price, then gradually increase it, by virtue of them just pulling numbers out of thin air for its value, until it catches the attention of the masses - then it gets more and more "valuable" from the collective faith of its given value ("network effect"), until traditional institutions and the typical "1%" billionaires start to notice and, greedy as they are, want in on the action too.

So now those that got in at the ground floor have gained all this "value" out of thin air, and once they're ready, they'll pull out all pretty much at once - that it'll create a sell-off panic, and a new meltdown is born! And because of their "De[regulated]Fi" system, the bros have already shifted all the risks away from themselves onto others, so they'll make out like bandits, leaving everyone else to "hodl" the bag.

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>> No.58430458

>>58430224
You should do something about this, like lighting yourself on fire outside the next Trump kangaroo court proceeding in New York

>> No.58430472

>>58430224
(((Feynman)))

Didn’t read. Imagine reading Jewish fud and believing it. Midwits like you will never make it

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>>58430317
You know, I almost took for granted that everyone realized that being told to get in on the ground floor with CumTwizzler or FaggotCoin was a pump and dump. Back in the day people did this with penny stocks - for those with short attention spans watch the fiction movie Boiler Room.

You can make money on crypto if you remove emotion and just treat it as speculation with calculated risk instead of YOLO'ing your McDonald's paycheck into some retarded shit on /biz/. But if you did that you'd realize crypto is an absolutely retarded way to go about this due to the sketchy unregulated infrastructure. Remember Mt. Gox? Coinbase freezes withdraws when the volume is too high, aka something is pumping? Why would you want to gamble on that?

>> No.58430499

>>58430481
> Remember Mt. Gox?
Ah, this is a whole mood right now for the creditors. They're starting to finally get repaid, and they can't decide whether to be collectively mad at MagicalTux for losing a good chunk of their coins, or happy that by being effectively forced to hodl for 10+ years, they've ended up with much larger dollar balances than they would have had otherwise.

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>>58430224
feynmaxis (lol) like you forget that as long as (I) make it it doesn't matter if the whole world goes to shit
>im going to make it with my $orbs
>im going to own everything
>and im going to be happy


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58430193 No.58430193 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.58430199

Direct registration your shares to stop hedefunds from naked shorting the stock


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58430191 No.58430191 [Reply] [Original]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.58430198

>DOJ fud
>SEC fud
>US govt fud
>cap gains fud
>still pumping
lmao

>> No.58430235

>>58430198
They are getting desperate.

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https://vocaroo.com/16KnM7DkiTch


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58430185 No.58430185 [Reply] [Original]

he WILL explode and he WILL destroy your life savings forever, no matter where you live and what you do

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>> No.58430492

>>58430281
jews have absolutely 0 survival skills. As soon as their food supply runs out they are extinct too

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>>58430185
What are truly the odds op?

>>58430281
kek

>>58430492
>jews have 0 survival skills
>yet they manage to survive all of these years
Yeah I don't think so faggot, look at what jews are capable of, they literally run the world rn, and are slaving us (usa) thanks to fucking inflation and devaluation of the dollar (us), truflation predicts yet another rise on these next quarters, and there's nothing we can do

>> No.58430595

>>58430185
OKAY BUT MY VINU BAGS WILL REMAIN UNTOUCHED AND WILL BE MY SECRET TREASURE LIKE A TRUE PIRATE

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>>58430185
>i could become a millionaire and it still wouldn't matter because yellowstone will destroy us all
yeah im thinking to take the less excruciatingly painful death and just roping

>> No.58430632

>>58430185
God I hope so, I'm kind of tired of living but I don't wanna kms because it's kind of the pussies way out


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58430171 No.58430171 [Reply] [Original]

when did you reallize nothing ever happens and you just have to buy all dips and sitting on cash waiting for a crash is retarded

>> No.58430179

>>58430171
working from home today
all my work is finished
I think I'll take a jerk off break
>no homo

>> No.58430180

>>58430171
everyone thinks that until they get rekt on the crash


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58430160 No.58430160 [Reply] [Original]

TA anon out

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>> No.58430352

>>58430351
TIL Blocklords promotes zoofilia.

>> No.58430487

kek @ the retards who didn't buy after seeing the schizo thread.

biz really likes being poor.

>> No.58430528

>>58430160
your fib levels are upside down !

>> No.58430811

we just had a $30k sell and it was eaten up in seconds

>> No.58430902

>>58430203
i did not kms, infact im very comfy. Thank you eg anon


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58430122 No.58430122 [Reply] [Original]

If the government bans metamask, what happens to all the money?

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>>58430122
Good thing MUMU is available on several wallets and not only on Metascam

>> No.58430720

You can enter the seedphrase in another wallet and your money will still be there.

>> No.58430827

>>58430122
wow the us government IS really ran by brain dead boomers that know absolutely nothing

>> No.58430833

>>58430827
And it doesn't matter. They will do what they want and you parasitic niggers will obey

>> No.58430834

>>58430122
a gooey for seed phrases is a dealer?


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58430112 No.58430112 [Reply] [Original]

What are these bots buying 1 cent of Cheeky Dawg every few seconds?

>> No.58430205

>>58430112
Artificially simulating activity so they can dump on you later.

>> No.58430300

>>58430205
fpbp and /thread
that's the kinda shit you just avoid like a nigger begging for change irl
shit gets shilled in the daily but its easier to nuke real interesting shit like what satoshisync is doing with brc20 rather than this shit kek


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58430106 No.58430106 [Reply] [Original]

Apologize.


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58430094 No.58430094 [Reply] [Original]

Every pullback is an opportunity

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>>58430094
if I wasn't getting so buttfuckraped @ work and actually making some god damn fucking money


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58430073 No.58430073 [Reply] [Original]

>1.3k Linkies
> 2k avax
> 500 chz
>100 RNDR

what is your /gmi/ folio anon?

>> No.58430086

What will 100 rndr be worth in 2025

>> No.58430089

>>58430086
many usd

>> No.58430190

>>58430089
Till what price should I wait rnbr to drop to then buy some?

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>>58430073
>>58430190
>shitcoin
>shitcoin
>shitcoin
My current stack is 60/40 BTC/ETH + a good amount of physical gold/silver, because I’m not a poorfag gambling on shitcoins.


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58430069 No.58430069 [Reply] [Original]

HAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
*breathes in*
MORON COINS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAH

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>> No.58430553

>>58430069
>Not VINU mentioned

safu dogcoin assured

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>>58430069
I bought some of those shitcoin while I waited for Truflation IDO and I got fucked
LINU specially got rugged to the fucking ground

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>>58430136
>>58430157
>>58430166
>>58430167
WE DESERVE BETTER FUD!

>> No.58430579

>>58430572
that fucking pic, KEK

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>>58430157


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58430063 No.58430063 [Reply] [Original]

>email verification
>all ICP threads gone
>SOL threads remained
How did I fell for this scam?

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>>58430063
>Ctrl f
>6 results for ICP
Retard has his brain set to M for Mini set it to W for Wumbo

>> No.58430208

>>58430108
fuck your cabal shitcoin

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>>58430063
https://vocaroo.com/1y4hySrpsnOz


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58429957 No.58429957 [Reply] [Original]

how are NIO bagholders coping?


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58429954 No.58429954 [Reply] [Original]

Does anyone else have financial OCD? I feel like everytime I spend anything I feel bad about it even the tiniest amount like a cup of coffee (to the point that my family and friends have pointed me out about my frugality). Also the thought of people giving me a treat (i.e. buying me stuff) really puts me off because in my mind i feel like im oweing them and that i should repay them one way or another. I recently got a huge paying job and due to expenses and debts i've used 2/3rd of it and that just gives me nightmare, that i'm gonna spend all of it without saving any.

How to get rid of that feeling?

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>> No.58429965

>>58429960
how rich are we talking that i don't have to worry about anything anymore? hookers and blow everyday?

>> No.58429987

>>58429965
i dont know, 10 million?
I would be chilling with 2, 1 million house, 1 million invested on SP500 or something, and withdraw 3% every year.

>> No.58429991

yes. The more capital I get the more I try to reduce running costs. Which has become pretty much impossible without giving up on basic necessities like shelter or food

>> No.58429995

>>58429991
I'm seriously considering stealing food, because the probability of getting caught are rather low and can be lowered, and the saved costs should outweigh the costs of getting caught eventually

>> No.58430616

>>58429995
Based


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58429917 No.58429917 [Reply] [Original]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-ford-announce-honda-ev-deal-1.7184495

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t54fiebCokI

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>>58429917
So basically we're going to have all these EVs no one is going to buy with not enough infrastructure to even support mass adoption

>> No.58430040

>>58429917
We fucking won Trudeau-sisters...


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58429909 No.58429909 [Reply] [Original]

Is discussion of bitcoin still allowed on this board?

What do we think of the update to blue? Personally I prefer it to orange, but I accept this change is potentially controversial.

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>> No.58430134

>>58430008
>>58430023
Oh its some retarded shitcoin meme, you gotta be evasive about the fraud of it in every breath I suppose. Naming a coin after Craig Wright would have been funny but not every scam can have a scrap of creativity to it, some will just be straight up boring.

>Sirs we will never ever redeem, we shall be doing the needful every day. Yes madam this is the real bitcoin thank you very much I will be doing accept BTC for it.

>> No.58430148

>>58430121
why not add a blue one to the collection too? I got the orange green and now the blue one too

>> No.58430275

>>58429909
Sooo how do you buy the new blue bitcoin? I already own the orange and green one

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>>58429982
heard that this is even cheaper and prone to surpass net worth holders in a year than inflationary shit kek

>> No.58430638

Holy shit monarch is a retarded dev who has no clue what in the actual fuck he is doing. Tired of supporting other projects so I’m launching my own soon. T dot me/BasedRayquaza


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58429889 No.58429889 [Reply] [Original]

I'm brand new to crypto - just started about a week ago. Yesterday I saw pic related in "top movers" on Coinbase at like -40%. It was a brand new token, less than a day old. I bought $100 while it was down. It kept dumping and my 100 went down to 80 or less. Today it's pumping and I'm actually making money. I haven't seen anything about it here in the limited time I've been lurking. Is anyone else investing in this token or have thoughts about it?