/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.85%, finally solid gween day. We had whipped cream at work today and I just slonked the nitrous from the empty can when nobody was looking kekkies. Was verry sorry to see the news about taco (and tootser too while we're at it), what's to be done about the del?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .88%, finally a gween day on both CGC and GEO. BA nightmare returns, just in time to give me a spooooky scare when I saw the notification on the bus to work!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .85%, decent but still crabbing overall. Covvies snug, GEO put hedge is ded but it don't matter. VIX is so low and tempting but penis indicator seems like it might go lower, esoteric bull feel. Astonishingly lucid today, only slept 2 hours but feel great, like my head is separate from my body. Perfect temperature, nirvana.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .52%, just another poor day. Ah well, covvies and put hedgies did ok, I was worried about them

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.12%, finally a gween day. VIX getting dummy lo, TR looking as nummy as their weird waxy colored products, covvies sold, AMTD still doing well even tho I trimmed 20 shares a little early, I'm feeling good. Finna blast some hookah tobacco, glue my boots back together, and grill up some hut dogs.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .03%, nothing day. First ear of VIX bun compleat, considering buying some unlevvied. Possible oversold bouncie on CGC soon?
RIP my nigga Harold Bloom, the sun now sets on the Western world.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.35%, the ride just doesn't fucking end huh

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .17%, nothing day. Covvies sitting pretty, wtf was that dump at close?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .35%, just a long slow slide into hell. What's the deal with trade? Just algos jumping on specific verbiage in headlines? Being at work all day sucks, I can't catch up until it's already almost time for the next trading session.
On the bright side I trust mr. Ciovaggliani's assessment that if big boys were truly bearish this week we'd see flight to TLT and goldies, instead they're down 4 tha week. We'll see, popped off my weekly covvies on CGC near today's high

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down .40%, yucky Monday. AMTD doing well though, great day for GALT. Free my nigga Belle Delphine

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .10%, disappointing but every day I'm not actively hemorrhaging is good by me. Bought more AMTD, avvied down on some pussitions. CGC covvies lookin a little tens(or) haha, but still in the blaqq. Hit the ATM, cruise/swing downtown, snap some know what I'm saying? Go in peace, Mashallah

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .40%, not that bad compared to the disaster of the indices. Disappoint that AMTD didn't get a pop off their announcement, glad they didn't plunge another 25%. Time will tell (and is thee enemy). Got in some good premium sells on CGC having a green day early in the week, feels good.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.38%, bad day. CGC approaching 20, gonna need to find out what happened to GEO too. These were meant to be quick fun little swings back in fucking July! Somebody come execute me, it'll be for my own good
I also think I'm gonna get really into Islam btw. I've been reading Ibn Arabi's Fusus al-Hikam and it's mindblowing, I think I'm gonna get really into hookah smoking and listening to nasheeds at work.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .14%, disappointing day. CGC slips below 23, that's not a good sign. My bowling ball orders didn't fill either wtf

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .02%, nothing nothing nothing
My covvied callies are looking good tho, interesting that we ended up lower on the VIX. We're gonna take another one up then a big one down sometime soon, Bunny Theory tm demands it.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .61%, pretty much just like the indices. Sorry for my lateness, I had to take my lunch break late. CGC finding a bottom here? It's possible (but I doubt it ;_;)

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .41%, ouchies but not as bad as it could have been. CGC getting back low, time to watch closely and wonder if we'll hit 20. Maybe time to be short on VIX soon (not today or tomorrow). Became profitable on my remaining BGS without noticing.
No time to check the news today but my phone was blowing up with rh notifications, saw something about impeachment on twatter? Quick rundown pls.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone to today? I'm down another .37%, big knock on GEO but everything else relatively flat. Busy busy day

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.11%, first really bad day in a while. What happened to CGC today? I don't like the way the indices are acting, this and whatever this fucking overnight lending fiasco is going to turn into has me spooked, it's not even octuber

Oh no boys sorry for missing the dings AGAIN. My phone ran out of battery at work and I had too much to do to ask anyone for a charger :(
I’m up .11% today, didn’t get to pay attention to what clown market was doing so now I have to go back and read what happened today

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .08%, nothing day. I'm very much concerned about the 53 fucking billion the fed is playing around with in the lending markets, anyone want to explain what the fuck caused that??

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .01%, almost perfectly flat. Have very little exposure to oil kekkies, I think I'm gonna hold off trying to trade this nonsense. I'm sickies today, my throat hurts :(

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .39%, rough day for weedies with ACB dragging everyone else down. Particularly harsh dump into close. No matter, my covvied callies are safe, I'm feelin good, we're gonna be at ATHs I can feel it. I just wish BWL/A would go back to buy zone ;_;

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .45%, now inches away from being profitable on GEO (might already be if you count covvied callies, need to check but I'm at werk), but I'm now higher than I was on Aug 1. Hole = dug out of!
Congratulates to nikki on chicken soul lmao, I need to look at this one more