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No matter what happens, hold your Tesla. There will be light in the tunnel after this nightmare ride for the next week. Good news on the weekend, Donald will pump as usual after that and all will be well.

>all these nice TSLA gains over the month
Why do I have a feeling it will be all wiped out today and tomorrow?

Guys, I need one of you to provoke Elon Musk on Twitter so he says something stupid again, please it's very important.
I WANT IN.

Anyone always nervous 30 min before the opening? I mean... what if TSLA pumps off the bat? What the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>21581994
I don't even want to think what would happen if that rocket exploded one day. I'm all in on TSLA, literally my life's savings. Bought some time ago at least, so a flash crash won't hurt that much.

What happens to TSLA today, will decide if the price pre-split will be below or above $2100
HOLDING

>>21571122
G-Good! We can accumulate m-more!

>>21568636
Weed is evolving

>>21561938
To think there is probably someone out there with that shitfolio thinking they’re gonna make it.

>Unironically, ngmi

>>21546872
I like the theory that Satoshi was working for MIT or CIA. Imagine if they convince people that BTC is the hot shit, scoop up all the gold and then abandon the project or delegalize Crypto and force you to use a Gold-backed FEDcoin

>>21540825
You really think this anon?

>>21529401

>2 cents
>Astronomical

What's the chance of a Flash Crash before AAPL/TSLA Share Split?

>>21496464
So what would happen to the global prices of gold if America delegalized private ownership of metals and tried to implement some kind of metal standard? Would other countries try to do the same as quickly as possible? What about the poorfag countries with no gold reserves? I'm asking you cause you seem to know what you're talking about.
I have 10 ounces, I live in the UK but that's not my country of birth. Technically speaking I could fuck off with my gold if I wanted to.

>>21487826
Who am I to question the Chaos God? Bought XRP, gonna hodl for 2 years. Gonna be easy to forget about it, it rarely does anything.

>>21449577
Holllllllyyyyy shhhiiieeeettttt

>>21440777
>LIND

AAPL and TSLA charts make my heart rate increase, it looks like it's about to fucking pop by 30% in a single day.
I want to sell so badly, but I can't ignore that Share Split pump, hard choices man.

>>21365739
Waiting for that Stimulus Check will be so fucking painful. My plan is to completely exit the stock market after they roll it and it goes mostly in TSLA/AAPL shares.
DO NOT FUCKING CRASH BEFORE THAT

GUYS... IT'S OVERBOUGHT.

I bought TSLA, wish me luck.

>>21328207
Sold the top, bought the dip. Thanks for my first stack-doubling swing faggots <3

>replacement transaction underpriced
>check shitcoin value
>it dumped 50% 1 second ago

Buying a single Tesla stock tomorrow, yay or nay? I don't have any and I'm not a Tesla Cultist, I just want a quick 200-400 dollars.