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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .22%, disappoint day. Cozy covvies cuddle in comfy cocoons in contempt of continued causeless considerations of calamitous crises calling for calumnious clubbings in cloistered cribs...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEKvI8mwkQU

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .15%, gween day but CGC dragged me down. Covvies sitting very cozy tho, feeling good.
Glad to see Mr (Ms...?) Kiwi Farms is still kickin, feeling encroached upon by the fact that there now seem to be 2 additional tarot practitioners here. It's my fucking gimmick! MINE! Just kidding, I'd be happy to help you guys learn or progress :)

Ding ding ding! How did everybody do today? I'm up .40%, CGC with a little oversold bouncie is more volatile than the rest of my red port combined.
Everyone is appropriating my tarot lifestyle wtf

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .50%, red across the board! MCD did ok, so did...Kraft? What a yucky monday, I NEED a green december wtf

Belated ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up 2.27%, good day across the board! Shouldn’t have sold my YUM, taking pwofits at 1.5% instead of 2 like the ratty said...

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .15%, another nothing day. CGC continues to not devastatingly crash, so that's good! YUM with the little popppp, just like the rat said! I wonder what he'll say next?
I think the police are harassing me, last night as I was on my nightly 3:00am walk a cruiser followed me down the street, shone it's light on me, I looked at them and gave them the "what's up" nod, they pulled past me, did a u turn, then gave me another pass. How odd, I thought! As I turned the corner a big police SUV immediately did the exact same thing, tailing me, pulling up and slowing down next to me, pulling past me, doing a U turn, this time pulling over on the other side of the road and watching me as I went into my house. Scawy!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .04%, nothing day. Foodies did good, CGC started strong but had a yucky slide into close. Disappoint

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.75%, unprecedented gween days coming off CGC. It's been months since I haven't woken up to either horrible news or nothing days, what a feeling. I'm still down so much on it but what is this feeling? Hope? Picked up some cheap put hedges for the 21st, that's for sure

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.25%, CGC wildly outperforming my prediction yesterday. Had to execute my covvies on the bus this morning, caught em early tho and didn't detract from my overall gains too much tho. Food stockies doing nothing, GEO continues to fall, still time to buuuyyyyyy....
Also popped off a cutie daytrade from 310.25 to 310.63 to cellarbate learning how to use ToS, so ez with volume pwofile and level 2 0_0

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .43%, oversold bouncie on CGC doesn't inspire long-term confidence. Ah well, got good preemy on cozie covvies on the bus this 'morn. Gonna watch futies intently tonite, I think SPY might take a lil leggie downie rowny n VIX might finally get a lil poppy doppio soon.
Finally, finally reset my sleep schedule and got 6+ hours of sleep last nite for the first time since August. Fuck I feel good, also been taking cat's claw bark pills and they make the nonspecific tummyache I've had for the last year and a half kind of fade out. Did I have an ulcer this whole time?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .53%, even when I do good I do bad. CGC is the entropic black god at the end of time sucking light from the corpse of mathematics. On the plus side I got my thinkyswim all set up for real this time, migrating away from RH and doing "real" trading (looking like hackerman instead of a zoomer app user) is gonna be fun.
Daily reminder that the Imago Dei is 100% real, the ratios and symbolic associations of your body (which shares proportions with that of Christ Patibilis) are reflected from the sub-atomic to pan-galactic levels.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.13%, FUCK. Vile earnings for CGC, even worse than my already meager expectations. On the bright side my $17 put hedge went 3.5x, sold them almost perfectly at the peak. Fuck dude, this company may sincerely be done for. At least with GEO I'm highly bullish long term, CGC... I just don't know. This was supposed to be a quick swing trade from 37 to 40 back in fucking July!!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down another .60%, every day with this nonsense! CGC earnings tomorrow morning :o

Ding ding ding! How did everybody to today? I'm down 1.13%, hard red across the board except for micky dee's. CGC earnings has me shook, I'm so scared even tho I hedgied with cheap $17 putties.
Slept for 2 hours last nite, blasting nasheeds over my headphones at work and fantasizing about the battle for port Midi. Also listening to hit new album Four of Arrows by Seattle based indie band Great Grandpa. Their lead single Mono No Aware makes me nostalgic for a summer I never had, give it a spin.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .87%, I'd be unhappy but still big ups from friday. CGC returning to a lower level before earnings, wat means? I'd have been terrified if it continued up today. GEO at all time good buy zone tm as judged by me, a genius! QSR did great on news that their employees crippled an elderly woman, good fighting stock means they can resist a hostile takeover.
Need to know if I should buy PEPpers I really want it

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .16%, red despite being strongly long the market :/
CGC looking bottomybulli for the first time in ages, decided to start trickling in more rather than the great pentuple down. Didn't even notice how hard KHC had broken up, back on the watchylisty. RIP to gomfy's TMF and congratulations on becoming possessed by kundalini energy.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .53%, disappoint red day. Odds I go to driving school evens I perform a pseudoscientific gall bladder cleanse

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .54%, not good but I'm not worried. Very happy with GEO earnings, but just like last time I already knew I would be. Listening to their earny call nao, hearing good things. Their Australia and UK branches (didn't know those existed) are doing grood, guidance raised, EBITDA up, all good things. No plan to cut big divvy (which I just received), deleveraging to continue paying it. Apparently the stories about banks cutting them off are fake news (like I suspected) and they have a solid line of credit through 2024. In addition they have soccer fields with artificial grass for the unaccompanied minors they don't house, they can get some xrcise after watching luxurious flatscreen TVs and receiving CBT (not cock and ball torture you sickos)!
MCD did great, should have bought more than 2 sharies kek, PEP YUM EAT KO all have been placed under observation
>>16151662
I believe you are thinking of gomfer selling his decade long hold AMTD 6 days into owning it pengum

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .70%, good enough.I guess nobody's gonna make a new thread lol, I've been waiting so we don't immediately get bumpied off
Happy munday!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .40%, on a big gween day too :(

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .25%, unexceptional. CGC with those lower highs, looks like earnings week is progressing poorly for the big boiz, VIX remaining tempting. Disappoint I missed the move on natty, haven't been paying attention to my charts (or reading the thread, sorr I beem busy). PCG is too scary to touch, sundaddy was left without power! Congreatulate to green been!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .60%, red monday is the werst. Oh well, I have a baggel and a purple monster, feeling p good

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.16%, son of a bitch! Shouldn't have murdered my baby callies, doesn't matter now tho ;_;
Lmao at TWTR, they heard of my presence there and are determined to destroy it

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.93%, another grood day. Cozy covvies had to get cut, assassinated them in their soft nests like clubbing baby seals ;_;
Picked up some tootser for earnings, it's halloween they can't lose