/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15570280
No.

>mfw I stopped caring about finding a GF and getting sex
>instead I prefer trading and seeing my portfolio gains
Where did things go so right?

>>15525991
>he fell for the cashing out meme

>he pay-per-views the fight instead of just reading about the results

you're not gonna make it bros

>2019
>not freight brokering

>MUH MEME LINES

>>15472682
>this will 3x at worst
>18 sats above my buy in
heh...great pump

I don't want to buy the top.

>>15450690
Same, I buy another bag every time I blow a load to some cute twinks

>So tell me anon, how did you manage to get into the Forbes top 100 at such a young age?
Well, you see Kelly, I can call you Kelly right hahaha?
>Euh I...
Alright, so there was a specific board that talked about the investment of the century. So I went all in.
>All in? (The audience: oooh)
Just like that.
>But how did you know it back then?
Well, you know Hailey
>It's Ke...
I just knew straight away, It couldn't be otherwise. When Chainlink went, oh I'm sorry, this name is not used anymore since Link overtook BTC.
Now it's just called the new bitcoin, well where was I? Oh yes, so, people like me who did their research understood back in 2019 how this project
could revolutionize not just the crypto environment, but also the whole world.
>And at what price did you buy back then?
It was around 2 dollars, but you know I don't really remember, such small numbers cannot even be considered rounding errors for me nowadays.
>(The reporter and audience laugh)
>So what is your net worth again?
Somewhere around 42 billion, +- 1billion or so.
>Amazing (The audience gasps)
I also own 1 cruise ship for me alone, 4 private jets in case one will be delayed for like ten minutes, 8 private islands and 8 five star restaurants in case I need a change of diet.
>This is all so fascinating.
Let me tell you a short story, I knew a guy by the name wagie and he once told be to sell at 4.4$, just imagine how short sighted one could be. And you know what I answered to him?
>(The audience laughs)
>No idea.
Didn't read, never selling.
>Such poetry.
After a while you just realize.
>Realize what?
Well, ..., you just win.
>(Audience claps ferociously)
I'm sorry, I have to go, Sergey is calling me for a business meeting.
>This late?
Our job never ends, if I would be a lazy wagie I would have never made it. I have to go sadly
>Alright, this was anon ladies and gentlemen and we see you tomorrow at our late-night talk show, don't fall asleep.
>(Outro music starts, camera zooms out)

We are actually all going to make it.

Like, what the fuck.

hour 9, easy shit bros. why doesnt everyone do it

nano is the next bizcoin and thats a good thing

*ahem*

Sir, you will find it says based AND redpilled.

>>14877454
>Anyone running a parking lot?

Nope, just cashed out

https://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2019/07/03/one-third-acre-back-bay-location-parking-but-not-for-long-price-million/qyoEyaJMBE1qg9piuf5piI/story.html

Clojure and Rust

>>14843395
>rejected $10k 3 fucking times today

Kek whatever you say, slip.

>>14838698
BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

>>14823980
>>14824013
>>14824088
REPEAT AFTE ME
NEVER SELLING
>Price goes to $1.50
NEVER SELLING
>Price goes $0.60
NEVER SELLING
>Sergey announces end of project
NEVER SELLING
>Binance announces delisting
NEVER SELLING

Imagine buying vidt when devery is being used by the UN as we speak

I'm still up in sats.

>>14804702
>WHY would I SELL
>When I can HODL as my assets dump?!
>mfw my master told me to keep his bags warm for a few months

I have an announcement, please gather around