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58432810 No.58432810 [Reply] [Original]

>bant is actually filled with biztards
AAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHH

>> No.58432811

>>58432810
And?

>> No.58432812

Ikr, I just use my killniggerssmokeweed4lyfe@hotmail.com email address

>> No.58432815

>>58432810
it's an upgrade because bant at least has flags


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58432795 No.58432795 [Reply] [Original]

ETFS ARE RUGGING

>> No.58432800
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58432800

>>58432795
>Bitcoin will receive a 100% haircut
Yes, I understand everything now


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58432790 No.58432790 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.58432792

he told me to sell my btc at 30k


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58432777 No.58432777 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck youuu

>> No.58432786

>>58432777
Don't hate the bobos. Pity them, for they are forever sidelines. Maybe if BTC drops to $1,000 they'll possibly have the balls to invest.
Ah who am I kidding. Then they'd be waiting for $100.


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58432748 No.58432748 [Reply] [Original]

How do I do the airdrop farming my bros?

Pls help me, I am under the water, pls help hehehe


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58432736 No.58432736 [Reply] [Original]

I've been playing blocklords for like a week now but I have no LRDS


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58432711 No.58432711 [Reply] [Original]

Some coins fluctuate +10% and -10% each day

How do I profit from this?

Financially speaking of course

>> No.58432720

>>58432711
Buy high sell low

>> No.58432739

>>58432711
Sell high, buy low

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58432788

>>58432711
get high on the down low
trade it up and down real slow
watch out for the crash below
scoop it up fill your bags
feel the pump take some drags
sell it at the top to them fags
on the biz forum heavy bags
when it fluctuate
dont fuckin hesitate
take a rip
from that bong
put in your cash
do it long
on the margin
don't get called
time the market
aint no stressin
we aint goin bald
at the peak thats
when we seek
to take some profit
and we gonna
put that shit in our pocket
even when the market
gets real down
stay high as a kite
short that shit
n dont forget to
trade the split
yea
yea
we on the biz forum
smokin gettin blitzed for em
memein on the biz forum
gettin rich bitch
yeah
on the biz forum


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58432710 No.58432710 [Reply] [Original]

So I've always been poor. Lived paycheck to paycheck. Through some luck with memecoins recently I've managed to accumulate around 500k, but the swings are devastating to my mental health. Losing 6 figs in a single day getting me borderline suicidal. How do I manage this stress?

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>> No.58432730

emiru has a small cock

>> No.58432750

>>58432710
>she was getting fucked by Dyrus for an extended period of time

my sides

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58432771

>>58432710
For starters, I dont care if that's a man.
But to answer your question, it's practice and experience. Been here a while, seen a lot. Currently Im in the top CZ sol coin in anticipation of his sentencing and lore thanks to alpha from here this morning. The trick is to actually believe in your coin and not over diverisfy. Holders have about 2% so nobody is having a panic attack every 5% move.
>Diversify into several vetted memes
>Have an ambitious target of 100-1000x and stick to it
>Patiently wait your turn.
>Exit on green candles and high volume.
>Don't settle for 10, 20, 30% or even a 2.5, 3, 4x.
>If you can't hold you won't be rich.

>> No.58432772

>>58432710
Pick a stopping point that you'd be happy with. Maybe 250k, maybe 300k, whatever. Just pick an amount of money that you would be happy walking away with. If you ever hit that point, take your money and go. Do NOT try to get it all back. Do NOT ride it down to $0. That's how you end up roping.

>> No.58432782

>58432772
I thought I'd be happy with 100k when I first started. I live in a eastern european shithole, it's enough to buy a house here. But once you're there you always want more. It's hard.


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58432709 No.58432709 [Reply] [Original]

This is my first thread.
Behold, a newfag!

Inspired by neurotrader on youtube, i would like to start a new hobby by studying the
math, algorithms and finance subjects involved to implement a solid trading bot framework.

I know it will take time but since i have nothing to lose and appreciate learning and
studying new stuff this is not a problem for me.

My question is, in the long term, will it be profitable being able to implement
solid automation techniques? Taking also note of AI, smart contracts and other shit.
I find being able to interact with the markets with a programmer point of view might be
really interesting now and in the future.

However, if you find this question stupid, naive and to be discarded,
what other subjects could i research to be profitable in this sector by
leveraging my programmer skills? I don't want to make it a job,
i already have one as a penetration tester. Maybe being able
to audit smart contracts is an idea? Mhhm...


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58432699 No.58432699[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Mango markets “effective trading strategy” exploiter was a pedo as well


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58432698 No.58432698 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren’t people eating lobster anymore?

>> No.58432700

>>58432698
>you vill liv in ze pod, you vill eat ze big rot bug

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58432712

>>58432698
Bc it's overpriced shitty seafood pic related.

For the price of that entree I can pay a similar cost at other seafood restaurants and get good fresh seafood. In areas where there's no better alternative, the price is just too high. Even their specials are a fucking joke.

>> No.58432713

>>58432700
Do you never go the cinema? Where are we supposed to get crab legs now? Should adults start eating popcorn like children do? No, grown ass men don’t eat popcorn. Red Lobster needs to be saved


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58432686 No.58432686 [Reply] [Original]

Please give me the name of a shitcoin that will double its value in three days, one where on Monday my money will be worth 100%+

I need that $0ytendo swich oled, anons, please.

>> No.58432693

zkwif

>> No.58432701

>>58432686
赵长鹏 on sol, sell after it moons on the 30th of april. thank me later.

>> No.58432704

>>58432686
The chances that any one coin you choose hits a 2x is likely a lot less than 50%, even in a bull market. Your odds are better, unironically, putting it all on red on roulette.

>> No.58432708

>>58432704
>赵长鹏
dont listen to this idiot, narrative plays are logical programmed bets. buy 赵长鹏 on sol.

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58432717

>>58432686
CA:

FwmWN8ijyRZ7f6tjkvQTFSd92co75sgmv3TXeyDYW3Ka

On SOL.


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58432668 No.58432668 [Reply] [Original]

ticker: 赵长鹏 / CZ (Solana)

$4k mc

narrative play: CZ's trial on the 30th of april. This is the OG cz coing on Sol. The other CZ coins are scams as they dont pay homage to the correct nomenclature in mainland china 赵长鹏.

Also, 赵长鹏 attracts chinese liquidity on solana.

Let's be honest, CZ was hand picked by the cartels and mafia in China and will most likely serve maximum jail time. This is going to make major news headlines and 赵长鹏 is going to pump like crazy.

>> No.58432670

Also, investing in 赵长鹏 will help our social credit scores when china inevitably dominates the world post ww3


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58432607 No.58432607 [Reply] [Original]

>browse /biz/
>see a few posts
>browse /biz/ a week later
>the same post is up, with only 60 replies
Holy fuck, this board is really SO fucking dead.
Atleast the shitcoin spam has been reduced, but at this point I don't know if it wasn't better.

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>> No.58432664

it's way better, pajeets were legitimately duping people here, making millions off them. people are too stupid to handle /biz/ unfiltered.

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58432667

>>58432664
>janitors please ban everyone
>I like it with no one here
>it’s better without people trying to make money on biz

>> No.58432678

Is the r/bant better? I wish to make threads for my altcoins but it is harder now, better to be on r/bant for these things, yes????

>> No.58432691

>>58432678
>r/bant

>> No.58432694

>>58432658
lmao stay there you useless fucking nigger


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58432601 No.58432601 [Reply] [Original]

you will eat ze bugs, anon, and you will like them

>> No.58432654

you do realize the whole Trump trial is both fake AND ghey, don't you anon?

>> No.58432665

Enjoy being taxed to death on anything. Kyc is the worst thing that could have happened ever. Next up they might shut down uniswap/jupiter etc. If we dont use a vpn.

>> No.58432718

>>58432601
Tax the kike

>> No.58432722

>tfw will remain poor forever with no upwards socioeconomic mobility
What a shithole

>> No.58432742

>>58432722
Its only for extra wealthy individuals Jew, goyim is safe


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58432590 No.58432590 [Reply] [Original]

Jannies ruined biz. Where do we go now?

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>> No.58432648

>>58432590
It's called /bant/ , you're late af

>> No.58432663

>>58432648
>jans kill biz
>biz moves over 1 spot

>> No.58432666

>>58432648
that board is shitted up with some anime and 3rd world garbage. Horrible dogshit board

>> No.58432669

>>58432666
That’s every board on biz newfag

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58432671

>>58432590
Seems everyone is off on /bant/ atm


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58432575 No.58432575 [Reply] [Original]

Now that Bitcoin can't be used as collateral in tradfi it's basically useless


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58432554 No.58432554 [Reply] [Original]

7 years, 2 bullruns missed.

You’ll never get your youth back.

And you deserve it for trying to use new frens as exit liquidity and ruining biz :)

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58432696

>>58432644
They all hold LINK, and it has become a perpetual meme to fud Chainlink.

>> No.58432727

>>58432680
can't imagine. move on with other oracles
pyth
supraoracle
dia

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58432729

but I made a lot of money and spend it to make my dream job come true and I still have a nice 5k stack left I love LINK thanks sergay

>> No.58432764

>>58432554
>7 years
>2 rugs
>stagnant coin
Ain't balling with that jeetcoin, they claim shit like "first interoperability" when almost every web3 project has cross-chain operability like Superverse

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>>58432554
>>58432606
>>58432609
>>58432577
>>58432604
>>58432614
>>58432619
>>58432626
>>58432764
>denied the ability to efficiently samefag or flood the catalog, the discord fud sisterhood huddles under one of the few low iq, low quality threads they can manage to keep propped up as they are reminded once again that the
POOL
IS
FULL
LMAO


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58432546 No.58432546 [Reply] [Original]

Are there any expats living in Hong Kong around here?

What do you guys use for crypto?


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58432534 No.58432534 [Reply] [Original]

The best investments are the narrative

Musk:

(9/25/2012) "Tesla Supercharger will over time allow you to travel anywhere on pure sunlight for free"

(5/9/2013) "There is a way for the Tesla Model S to be recharged throughout the country faster than you could fill a gas tank."

(9/23/2015) "My guess is probably we could break 1,000 kilometers within a year or two. I'd say 2017 for sure." (621 miles)

(1/6/2016) "In ~2 years, summon should work anywhere connected by land & not blocked by borders, eg you're in LA and the car is in NY."

(10/19/2016) "All you will need to do is get in and tell your car where to go." (He said the car would be able to drive from Los Angeles to New York city with no human intervention by the end of 2017.

(Nov. 2017) "It's got a better drag coefficient than a supercar." (Talking about the Tesla Semi-Truck)

(10/31/2018) "By next year, a Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it’s valid & park."

And many more...

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58432537

>>58432534
>ELON MAN BAD

>> No.58432541

>>58432537
Have sex incel

>> No.58432605

>>58432534
god forbid he have ambition

>> No.58432796

>>58432534
Kys tranny