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You get initiated by the donut rite into our tribe. You try to do it properly until your ADHD kicks in and you touch some key. "How did my normals get inverted?". Now you missed half the instructions while doing a simple shit. Just half ass it until you give up. Post a thread with the render of your abomination with a OP like "I finally did it. I think i'm really talented". Wait for autodesk users to shit up your threads with 200 replies

It all was in vain because you are useless without a tutorial. Realize you are actually shit. Post some cheap meme renders. Now you are an apprentice worth to follow the path. You practice for months and months afar from this place. A copy of substance painter is what you buy with your hard earned money. You realize zbrush is a piece of shit, but you need it. So you dabble on and create the environments of your dreams, your own fap material, photo realistic renders of overflowing trash cans and wonder why people would ever want to see trash in 4k while you perfectly model an empty pringles can. You upload your portfolio on artstation and freelance for people called "Hungclaw" weirdly specific models of well hung bears . You resort to the drug of your choice and experience a new side of your neurosis. But you did it. You get money and maybe some day when you done enough of the soul crushing furies who contract you [which laws should exist to prevent} you might get a job offer some day far in the future. You are happy on your first day, but you soon realize you sold your soul to big tech. God wills you use maya now.

Some day while creating materials for a globo homo TV ad you find a old folder labeled "646edrdfg3" and inside between 238 abandoned scultps and meshes of your past creative ideas there is a render. A render of a donut. Now you understand the gatekeeping. You post a thread with a new perfect donut modeled in maya and begin to cry. Your OP reads "Blendlets will never make it" and your warning will go unheard.

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